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Surviving with flying colors. middle spoon

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Some people use beauty blenders but I prefer sleeping facedown on a couch

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@KREAYSHAWN Could it be POTS (Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome) maybe? Especially if you faint after lying down -> standing up

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@UrsulaV @MaintenancePod

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@ATXPOA @GregAbbott_TX 🤢🤮

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@ATXPOA APD wasn't defunded tho

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RIP @tombrodude

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@SitePlanMan This is unfortunate

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@SamsungAustin can you stop dumping shit into the creek you assholes https://t.co/VrunkHBLTY

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@justconsooom Do you have any concrete examples of victim blaming actually helping the victim? Because victim blaming happens all the time IRL and it doesn't seem to be moving the needle. Perhaps there are more effective (not to mention more humane/compassionate) solutions here

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(Fur coats don't count)

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Putting fringe on clothing is the closest we may ever get to answering the question "what if my clothes had hair"

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"Al dente" is Italian for "perfectly cooked"

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Me (drinking an energy drink): "I may be giving myself a kidney stone, but at least I'm also getting a lot of work done"

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@shaun_vids Blinds are big nowadays

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@NoodsForMyDoods Also there's no shortage of skincare advice on the internet, and hygiene often applies to both genders. Not having access to resources/learning isn't really a thing anymore generally

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@NoodsForMyDoods That's fine! Not your fault you didn't have access to learning, but continuing that is a choice.

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@QTWIQ1 You did tho

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@mindu_ It's so sticky!! Like seriously I should use it to glue my microwave back together

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@CBSDFW I don't wanna see any more articles about "retail theft" when this shit is happening