The Fool™ On The Hill

30 | Arsenal & Shitposting

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

@rogueonomist Thought I'd go ahead and make a map for this:

https://t.co/kRQHmB5fE6

[threadass🪡🥨 @disco_martini]

cannot stop saying my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior

[da fuq dude @alledegedly_me]

I don’t like the new subway car displays telling you which car/ side of the station you are closest to. Eliminates the knowledge gap between ball knowers and non-ball knowers

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

@drownmunde Whatever gets off the PPP government

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

@musicncode Dude I was thinking the same thing!

[Tomris Laffly @TomiLaffly]

Nice touch here, whoever did this.

[` @ymmayerr]

actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

One of the cemeteries. Even if someone hears you they sure as shit won't approach you

[Hanna @HannaCanadia]

Where in NYC can I scream into a void for about 45 seconds undisturbed??

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

And this is how I learn my masjid be doing NBA watch parties. Man I'm so out of the loop 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Addy 🇬🇭🇨🇮🇸🇳 @Addynotaddy]

NBA watch party at the masjid? New York starving for a championship 😭😭

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

What getting PTSD from timezones looks like:

[emily is in sf @emilyinvc]

If you're a grown adult and you tell me PST instead of PDT in the summer, you immediately lose 10 IQ points in my mind.

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

I sincerely believe that people who grew up with Macs are generally luddites to begin with because of what they were using as a primary OS. No milennial Windows user worth their salt who had to reinstall the thing will struggle with understanding computer systems

[arshia @arshia__]

dating an absolute luddite is so much fun…i just showed him command shift tab and absolutely blew his mind

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

There's something seriously wrong with United fans in particular about how butthurt they are at other's happiness.

Na khud khush hain, na kisi aur ko hone dete hain. Like what kind of weird psychosis has following that team induced in all of you? Why are you all so hateful?

[Zubair Ahmed Khan @ZubairKhanPK]

Only team who went unbeaten to final & lost twice is Arsenal, broke their own lowest posession record set by themselves in 2006 31% to make a new one 24.7% in 2026.

Didnt dominate Top 6 in EPL either, Enjoy the Refereeing gifted title with Zero Reds & Penalties!

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

The pasta aglio y olio in this movie (and Babish) is how I learned how to make it

[Leah @bookish_leah]

The grilled cheese scene in "Chef" forever changed the way I make grilled cheeses.

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

i WENT to the new school and this is how i'm learning about the conference ...

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I worry that Wembanyama will get caught up in the distractions of New York City, like the Rose Reading Room at the public library or the upcoming conference on participatory futures at The New School

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

@csouplief Chal be wo to pata hai mereko mat sikha

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

@csouplief But I want it to

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

Wimp

[michael @paik_michael]

decided to be openminded and try the nyc subway today and i have decided to remain closedminded indefinitely

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

@india_abby @gauravsabnis @kapsonnfire @deebayleaf I'll tell you what I do:

Just know in advance which options do not contain that and order that. Simple. I don't have to be okay with pork to go to a sandwich shop and order a beef sandwich or whatever.

If you don't know, ask. Not sure why anyone is making a big deal of this

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

Oh I love this

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Smooth Criminal but the beat is Smooth Operator

[The Fool™ On The Hill @VirtuallyExists]

💀💀

[Taha Iqbal @Lundon99]

@umairjav 2nd most influential Arsenal fan in New York history