Visceral Candy

The Dark Electronic Love Machine. Seth Swift, Ian Hernandez, Josh Street and occasionally Jay Battle

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@KatArinaD75 @Oregonian Poor unfortunate soul.

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@normcharlatan My niece is named Olive and I will never forgive my sister for not dressing her up as a green olive with a pimento.

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@Hernando_206 Not pictured here? Several boxes of wine.

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I did this in June.

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

Pro tip — request PTO on Wednesday November 6.

Thank me later.

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@Hernando_206 Where did they get this video of me leading a one on one?

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@tridenttrue Hate the game, don’t hate the players.

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@dannyoneil I thought you were setting up for the ol’ youth pastor reveal.

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@arneduncan I was undecided on how hard I was going to vote for her. At this point I may go through 4 pens trying to fill out that bubble.

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@cares0d @DonaldJTrumpJr @Timcast

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@cougsgo @Softykjr Wait, they’re playing the Cougars today?

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@fakedansavage On a scale of one to ten was it a three? The penis, I mean.

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@PatrickW Is the dog okay?

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@TJSnyder777 @harris_wins That was weird.

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@gldstwmn @2Strong2Silence He’s not campaigning, he’s camplaining.

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@ShermanDanger @LiveHappyDailyX @DudespostingWs I threw a cheese slice
At the dumb crying baby
So they would shut up

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@infieldflygrl This clarifies everything.

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@Hernando_206 I’ve been listening to conservative radio this morning (ick, gross, I know) and it is meltdown central on those stations. It’s a lot of fun to watch/listen to their freak out happen in real time.

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@Hernando_206 Loved that guy.

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My final tweet is: what is the female equivalent of dudebro?

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Trump was my red line. I think I have to quit this super informative app. Maybe I’ll learn the guitar after all.