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“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client has an IQ of 62.
62.
He is genetically pre-disposed to exist in a society without the wheel, written language, or even a basic agricultural system. And you expect him to act like a normal person in our society? Are you retarded?
It’s unfair to expect my client to not act like a startled monkey who just had feces thrown at him after he was asked to leave the tent 15 times. Yes, of course he killed Mr. Metcalf, but come on. Isn’t having an IQ that low enough of a life sentence for my client?
The defense rests, your honor”
Approximately 40% of the federal budget goes to making sure 17yo 8th graders in cookie monster pajama pants have a fresh supply of Chromebooks to smash over each others heads in English class