DuF

the worst type of neurodivergent person (trust me)

I.Q. of 130

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

6 hours later, im on the bus, i can confidently say that if i hear another noise then I'll be the one to punch someone (i got 45 mins of sleep)

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

I need to get up at 5AM, someone punch me istg.

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

I need to sleep, like i *need* to sleep, but what am i doing? Reading smut (i need to get my priorities straight. Will i? Hell no, smut over critical school stuff any day)

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

"oh its 03:30, I'll get more then 4 hours of sleep? Hell yes! I'll be so well rested"
-me today, and occasionally before (i wake up at 9, i dont know what world 4-5 hours of sleep is alot, but for me is def is)

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

Ngl, being skinny just makes a person hot, like you at least look tall and skinny, damn that's like 25% added to your attractiveness (i look kinda skinny recently, and honestly am serving cvnt)

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

I swear I'm not that type of person, but Cigarette Ahegao by Penelope Scott is genuinely like a relatable af song (and not in the way every alt person listened to it back a couple years, naah its just relatable in gen a life way)

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

This whole accounts purpose is that i give it to none of my long time friends, but that means i can say whatever I want, and now I'm starting to want to say things that i think I'll have to read over Twitter guidelines because i genuinely don't know if i can say them💀

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

Like actually it's pretty easy, like if no one can check anything then you can just have someone be like "yeah he died yesterday" and everyone should believe it
(I'm in a ✨state✨ right now so idk if I'm actually considering it)

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

I lowkey sometimes wanna fake my own death so i can get rid of a past and a few people who i really don't want in this season of my life
(Lowkey might)
Its easier if the past you wanna let go of is 200-300km away (it is)

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

But like also it would be damn difficult, becouse i still might run into those people, and also what if they see like a post where i show my face somewhere, then I'd be fucked (anyone got any tips?👀/hj)

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

People fr need to use 24 hour clock more, there's no AM/PM bs, and it's just clearly cooler (i'm european if you couldn't tell)

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

Currently writing a presentation for school that i was supposed to have finished a week ago, i need to send it to my teacher before 22:00 (it's currently 21:25 for me) I'm bearly half done so someone pray that i get it done in time👍

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

Alright it probably isnt like the common experience but i have that mf in my class and i needed to complain somewhere 💀

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

Film school experience is having that one dickhead in your course who will while filming make everyone laugh by sneakily whispering sarcastic comments and jokes and then by heart blames and bullies anyone who accidentally fucks up the take by laughing or even smiling-

[DuF @VitaCoconutOil]

Like alright it would be great if the guy was just yk joking around, they would be sweet moments but like bro will actually bully others about it- like and the audacity of that fucker to always go "act natural, like you arent acting", like bitch i would still laugh-😭😭💀💀😭