AnOrange

u know that sound a bottle makes when air blows over the top? if u like that, u will love my tweets

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@lilbratmoder It's straight-up because it refutes misogyny.
If "men" can be "women" and vice-versa, there is no intrinsic biological reason for patriarchy to exist.
Reactionaries who believe that gendered hierarchy must exist conclude that "biological gender" needs to override self-expression.

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@SenBlumenthal I think it is very cool and normal that our elected representatives advance a
bill every 5-7 years that effectively says: "You are all children, and we are your parents"

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Lot has happened since my last posting.

Frankly, "yikes"

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Imagine going to a cowboy movie, and slowly learning over the course of the film that this fella isn't even a cowboy? In fact, It isn't even until the third movie that you discover he isn't from Indiana.

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I mean, listen. To everyone who wishes I would tweet more? I have so many jokes on standby,,, What you have seen is the crop of the cream.

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Aaaaaaaaaah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH. UHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUCHG

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Will say, loved you in Uncharted. ♥️♥️♥️

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@TomHolland1996 would you rather:
A) Legally change your name to Tom England
Or
B) Live in Holland

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Thoroughly devastated that the one-man show I'm writing does not pass the bechdel test.

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Ah, From Software. The "easy mode" for gamers trying to argue against making video games more accessible.

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if you wear a helmet in the zombie apocalypse and then get turned into a zombie fuck you

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I will be VERY real. Whoever decided that holding your finger on a keyboard key meant hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh was some kind of motherfucker

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Me, 14 minutes 45 seconds on the phone: "Ah I see! And tell me again how that can save me 15%?"
Geico Employee: *starts visibly sweating*

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help i've accidentally attained spiritual oneness with the universe by just not having a thought ever

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In the world of bubblegum, are snuff films pop culture?

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The existence of Ariana Grande implies there is a smaller Ariana Tall and a larger Ariana Venti

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@ everyone who is posting pictures of birds and flowers and shit saying "Maybe WE'RE the virus."
It's spring, dumbass.

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Shark week? Ridiculous. Shark strong. Humans week.

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The groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil is apparently only right about the weather 39% of the time. However, statistically speaking, there has to be a groundhog somewhere out there that's right 100% of the time.

We just need to find it.

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Cats always land on their feet, and occasionally land on other people's feet as well.