Chris

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

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@JomboyMedia We’re counting games

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@FinanceLancelot @andreijikh 2008 is gonna seem quaint.

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@SNY_Mets Never heard of him?

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@CLEfanatic312 @oleole717 @aakashgupta You don’t think a 28 y/o LeBron James could do similar things physically? Basically similar build and athleticism.

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@tsk_tsktsktsk @aakashgupta How is a loser mentality? Are you saying the most elite American athletes gravitate to soccer?
It’s not an excuse, it’s just facts. It’s like the 7th or 8th most popular sport.
Heck, the US is great at tons of Olympic sports.

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@NBAPR @NBA @NBASummerLeague @utahjazz @warriors @SacramentoKings Rob Manfred wasn’t satisfied with meddling with baseball. Behold his latest game improvement.

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@Super70sSports Sports betting? That’s quaint. You got crackhead degenerates betting on which way the wind blows on these poly markets.
It was bad enough listening to armchair odds makers talk football. Now everyone is a fucking meteorologist.

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@MagneticNorse Dewey Cox syndrome

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@nut_history I’ve coached a ton of youth sports games. I’m sure the coach and a few idiot parents did plenty to cause this. A few awful adults always ruin it for the kids.

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@SundevlmanForks I would probably trust the doctors, trainers, and a full generation of professionals baseball players that says they 100% do.
If the majority of hitters and pitchers took them there’s probably a reason.

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@SNY_Mets Has he been pitching against the Mets the whole time?

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@fiago7 Nope

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@BSBSCOUT So what idiotic thing did the coach do to catch that whoopin' and embarrass his family and 8U kids?

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@JonHeyman Can he take a trash, underperforming player under each arm when he leaves?

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@SNY_Mets I’d say “Take your time” but it looks like he has that covered.

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@SNY_Mets Is he playing?

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@chelsea_janes Dude has a negative WAR. The Mets just got 0.6 wins better automatically

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@PitchingNinja That dude is gonna end up in a cage with Ohtani’s interpreter.

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@45PedroMartinez So how do you react if an intrusive weed starts encroaching on your prize flowers?
What’s the gardening equivalent of putting one between the shoulder blades?