Vite Kitchens - Launching July 28th

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This is why your kitchen knives S*CK.

Only 48 hours left on Project VKS!

Knives and cooking skills delivered through an anime-ish, immersive story experience

Get in before it's too late! 👇

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Fracture runoff scans can be kinda pretty. Almost makes you forget it's slowly killin' us.

Guess we'll be ready soon.

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They're letting me back into VK-24601. Still need to wear a suit to clean up any runoff the cleaners missed, but better than doing nothin' but waiting.

Strange to see it so empty for once. Take a look for yourself.

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@LCakaKitten Thanks. Wish it were simpler. Couldn't monitor all the cycles down in the FeedWorks without all this kit though

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Alright. Guess you guys win.

Corpos want me to introduce myself properly, so, here goes:

I'm Vivian Blake, lead Feedtek and Exec Chef of VK-24601, and the unfortunate lagbrain they put in charge of talking to y'all on top of everything else I need to do.

Say hi.

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@Kyoslilmonster Hi. Please continue to drive engagement like the corpos want.

Feed Hub's still down, so this is the only way I'm keepin' my job.

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Hey. I did this, so you'd better go sign up: https://t.co/yjA3PW7vQh

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I'd like it on the record that this was not my idea, and I don't agree with this. Corpo wants me to post a "selfie." I told them no.

They asked to meet in the middle.

I like having a job, so we'll vote.

Should we release my portrait?

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Here: https://t.co/xTLGecnG3Q

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Finally got it. So much for that break, huh? Sorry 'bout the last post, you know how it goes.

Real link down below this time. See how many you can get right. Though, doubt there's a single one of you who's gettin' all of them.

-Vivian

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Go here: https://t.co/xTLGecnG3Q

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Alright, here's the deal. Got another lagbrain who tried smuggling something into port.

Fracture runoff's real bad this time, so near the entire portside of Haven is closed, including us, VK-24601.

Corp got us running a "quiz" instead for prizes, so. Go there. Link underneath

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Bear with me here, the stupid link they gave me isn't working. Typical. - Vivian

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@LCakaKitten Huh. I haven't really thought about it. I guess if it's just the ones I've seen before then you've got the option of rat, bat, or cockroach. Take your pick.

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Uh... hey. This is Vivian from VK-24601. Corpos said I had to do this so, here I am.

Ask me anything, I guess? I'll answer when I got a sec between cycles

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@rtu96 Damn, that bad huh? Look, I gotta save the best for a couple special guests on the books, but I'll get some other ones moved your way

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@ichimonji_jp Dunno, haven't been outside for months. Don't remember last time I slept either since the last crew went and...

Well, you're better off stepping outside to find out.

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@A2Ziegler Just the usual amount. Night cycle's just beginning though

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@rtu96 If that's what you're into, sure. You want 'em from the constitutor or pony up the exta creds for the fresh ones?

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@DeepBlueTerra Eggs? Ha, got expensive taste, I see. Last fresh eggs we saw was months ago, shipment from Lev. Doubt Marcus is willing to share them with how few he's got left to make cakes with.

Could get you something from the constitutor though. Something similar enough, anyway

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@TheMetalPirate Wish I could tell ya. Corpos gave me nothing but ghost. Probably hopping on trends hoping they'll catch lightning.

Probably shouldn't be saying that in public but doubt they're ever looking at this again, so fuck 'em.