Jonathan Vito

Florida Man to my friends in the north

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@KFILE Insiders that were standing behind Platner when he promised no more scandals were forthcoming say he had his fingers crossed 🤞🏼 behind his back.

Wonder if a pinky swear is up next for Bernie?

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@Disasterpiece05 @SullyCNBC It’s why having at least 4 seats is a season ticket holder must. You can always sell 2 tix to a single game and still get to go to all of them.

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@KYWNewsradio There goes the lip syncing challenge portion of the show. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@Polymarket That will be an interesting disclosure in Anthropic’s IPO filing. We all want to know who is key customer #1 ?

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@AskYoshik How many years is the hardware expected to last before its needs refresh? 😎

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@lulumeservey I’ll take two of them! Can I get one in midnight blue with a white racing stripe?

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@SawyerMerritt In the past, it was easy to joke that if offered a Ferrari most people would say they would take any Ferrari.

I now know that I’d decline one model…

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@zerohedge Ticketmaster calls it a “Convenience Fee”

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@dieworkwear @octopuscaveman I also wear a hard hat when hanging framed family photos in my castle.

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@PeterSGreenberg @AmericanExpress Fort Lauderdale airport is the problem. There just aren’t enough lounges for number of people that would like to visit one. It’s the only lounge in the terminal.

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@darrenrovell Looks kinda like a Hunter Biden

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@emzanotti @NoblestCalling 4 bottles of sparkling water…complaining about the “essentials” costing too much and buying water for $16 seems incompatible.

Also, SO many things in boxes / prepackaged. Yuck

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@gurucollects Maybe 9?

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@zerohedge Blackstone about to underwrite themselves a bunch of mortgages with 0.25% interest rates.

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@michaeldweiss @ELINTNews So if we know where the 30 missile sites are - let’s take them out. Maybe we could use missiles of our own to do so? Wild thought

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@darrenrovell They are super lame too

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@darrenrovell Worst “game used” purchase of all time.

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@WallStreetApes The food at @panerabread is no longer edible. 20 years ago, it was the best. The soups are now best bought from the grocery store.

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@gurucollects What does he expect Shaq to wear? A Two Piece shirt?

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@LoganPaul @SHAQ Why is this guy harassing a legend like Shaq? Maybe he should stay in his lane and leave the big man alone.