Breanna McD.

gallery manager by day, epicurean by night

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

CAN THIS CITY GET #UBER ALREADY?! #yvr

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

Just sat down at the communal table at #Prado and became a part of a first date. #Vancouver #typical

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

Dear #skytrain you are the most unreliable boyfriend ever. And I've had some doozies. @TransLink @CityofVancouver @CBCVancouver

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

@PassportCan Was told to fax a letter to you to get my passport back re:a mix up by you guys, any other way of getting in touch?Thx:)

[A Lady @SexetSandwiches]

I think I am just going to get a perm and call it a week. #EsLunesPero

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

.@benjaminroffman Anthony Goldstein, Ravenclaw, Jewish wizard.

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

All I am saying I was one pound heavier than jay z when I was born. So I get to be more successful right? Right. #December4th

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

Blueberry Tea. That is all.

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

It's #NationalPeanutButterFudgeDay And no, that has no underlying implications. Go out, get fudged!

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

I am glad ponchos are in. They're good for hiding things under. Like secrets and treasure maps.

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

BIG NEWS: After 9 years, my roots are coming in blonde blonde again. It my friends, is a good day.

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

When I was a kid I used to pretend I was the missing Romanov descendant. It's nice to know that imagination is starting to pay off.

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

The right shade of red lipstick and an honest smile will get you better discounts than groupon.

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

Things I don't miss from being in a relationship: cheap lipstick stains on French cuffed shirts.

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

Things I miss from being in a relationship: being brought coffee in bed every morning. @Starbucks you have an untapped market.

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

She Wolf by @shakira is a completely underrated song. I will stay in the car to let it finish every. single. time.

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

A homeless man just told me if I were a man I would not be as handsome as Brad Pitt. #IamNotMad #HollywoodDivas

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

I don't remember much about 90's Oprah, but I do remember her telling us to always flush with the lid down.

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

@Logic301 @Shade45 @DJTONYTOUCH KILLINGGG IT! Much love from Canada!

[Breanna McD. @vivelaB]

Men who drive very expensive cars and use pay phones. Could you be more alluring?