Vivian Maina

Mathematics | Data Analytics | Data Engineering | ML

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[dyke dinner🍒 @B1GGODDESS]

I think I’m naive in the sense that I think everything can be solved by having an honest & clear conversation. That’s just not the truth.

[Collins @CollinsBriche]

You drive on Outering Road and feel sorry for someone new on that road.

If it was up to me, I'd order the shooting of the engineer at @KURAroads who was in charge of that project. That's a deathtrap.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

You can’t afford a house because houses stopped being homes and became investment vehicles for people who already have homes.

[marie @astou_jolie]

NGL, the people I’ve loved the most have traumatized the fuck out of me.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

PUBLIC TRANSPORT IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN CITIES😂😂😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

You can't just send someones wife 20k randomly when her husband is broke . Do you want to break my marriage? I dnt care if she is your mother . Send me the money I will give it to her .

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

Former National Treasury CS, Prof. Njuguna Ndung'u, says whereas institutions in Kenya have the capacity to do the right thing, "the current President overruns all the institutions and that is why everybody in those institutions will have to conform, for fear"

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

My boss used to be friendly. Compliments. Jokes. Always telling me how “refreshing” I was. Then one day he asked if I was seeing anyone. I said yes. His tone changed after that. Meetings stopped including me. My ideas suddenly needed “more polishing.” A month later, my performance review dropped. Same work. Same results. New criticism. I realized it wasn’t about my work. It was about access. So I updated my résumé. Two weeks later, I resigned. He called, confused. “I didn’t think you’d take it that far.”
Men who punish women for boundaries always expect us to stay.
That’s the mistake.

[mpilo @MpiloKhumalo_]

That aunt who hated noise? The uncle who constantly made weird noises? Mothers who ONLY used a certain cup, bowl and plate and hated eating certain foods? Those family members who hated going out or having people come to their homes because it was overwhelming? Spectrums have always been there. Black people were just undiagnosed.

[Vivian Maina @Vivian_Data]

It be like this, i swear😂

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

One door close, another one open 😂😂

No time to dey waste time o 😂

[Phoenix Analytics Africa @phoenixanalyti3]

The magic of dashboards isn’t about the data; it’s about the drama that comes after. One minute its ‘we need more visibility' to ‘These numbers don’t make sense, use this data instead'

[Tiffany Samantha @cakefaceshawty_]

Realizing a man is a loser is a very eye-opening experience.

[chela @Ch3laz]

We're drinking this weekend for all the pp2 graduates 🥂

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Agents reveals he leaves his manual cars unlocked because the new generation can’t drive a manual car 👀 https://t.co/trXBuas370

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

You can listen to them the whole day.

[XTATIC @officialxtatic]

Lying so you can receive validation is wild.
Henwei…