★bazu wa Liddos

Coolest Deejay in Africa @follow me on IG @selectorsanchez

[★bazu wa Liddos @Vjsanchez254]

This coming weekend 🔥 the gentleman club 💯🔥

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Unashangaa mbona ukileta a new girl to your house, mainchiq always knows. Kumbe every girl akona her way of kupanga nyumba, vyombo, bafu na Hata level of cleanliness. Nyumba Ikiwa safi yule Mchafu hujua her time is limited, ju honestly if there's anything most men don't like is a dirty woman.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

I don't mind losing friends, I lose sperms every week. My own kids who tf are you?

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Nothing makes a man more dangerous than realizing he can always restart, refocus, and rebuild himself again.

[IT'S ondIEKi!🇰🇪 @KijanaI41387]

Rules na Respect za Weed ;

1. Piga shower daily na tumia perfume 😂

2. Kusalimiana achia wanasiasa😂😂

3. Ukiongeza pombe na jaba ensure kizungu ni fluent 😂😂

4. Light skin wewe tumia Sitara achana na hiyo kitu😂😂

5. Vaa timberland for easily identification 😂😂

6.4: 20 ndio masaa ya kupanda rooftop

NOTE; weed si mbaya ukifwata instructions 😂😂

Drop your another rule hapo chini

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

The Most depressed person in the family is not the mother, not the father but it's the eldest son of the family. To all first born sons, may you WiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiN!!

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

A horny man can lose everything in a day. Success requires sexual discipline. Dear son, be a man of dignity who can not be consumed by beauty or lust and only values a woman of pure character.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

I killed entitlement a long time ago, nobody owes me shit

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

A man matures through early mornings, late nights, pain, losses, disrespect and disappointments.

Not age.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Your ability to sense disrespect has to be stronger than your desire to be chosen.

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Mmejaza trust issues mpaka siku hizi mnaamka mbele ya Alarm😂

[★bazu wa Liddos @Vjsanchez254]

@Bookten8 You hate gachagua because is a kikuyu 🙄 that why muna leta iyo maneno ya ukabila hapa 🤨 to me gachagua is a option too me and 5millions other 💯

[★bazu wa Liddos @Vjsanchez254]

@Onlgig Swahili plus sheng Dm

[Ni-Waitina @Kamande_Ndengu]

@AnuarSaddat When your neighbor praises your sheep, he probably wants to eat it

[Unc Max @2FourMax]

HR haamini leave niliomba ya kuenda mazishi ndio nakunywa nayo pombe huku Habanos.😂💔

[Zedkei✝️ @Zedkei_]

Mimi siyuko single by choice wasichana nao walinikataa💔😂

[~•𝐊𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄•~ @dansilly_ke]

Yesterday i had a perfect match but time ya kuwithdraw nikajisahau nikaachilia ndani dem akaenda kukojoa immediately. Will the girl get pregnancy 🥲

[꧁༒☬MiaKwaMia☬༒꧂ @MiaKwaMia254]

Keg kikombe ya nne na nshaanza kuambia Maggie wa locals ntamlipia watoto wote school fees na sina hata za cup next😂

[Kip🇯🇲 Too🪻 @ant1_bruno3]

Eti ka ni wako atarudi, unadhani mapenzi ni stima