Donald J. Madrid

HALA MADRID. Parody account.

[Donald J. Madrid @VladPessi]

A DISGRACE ALL AROUND. VINI JR, WHO LOOKS LIKE ME WHEN I PLAY EA FC (HORRIBLE!) WAS A DISASTER TONIGHT. KYLIAN MBAPPE, WHO ATTEMPTED AN ATROCIOUS PENALTY AND MISSED EASY CHANCES, SCREWED US. VALVERDE AND CAMAVINGA WERE USELESS. AN UNCOURAGEOUS PERFORMANCE FROM REAL MADRID!

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

First defeat of the season for Real Madrid.

[Donald J. Madrid @VladPessi]

WHAT A SHAME! -President DJT

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

MBAPPE MISSED…

[Donald J. Madrid @VladPessi]

The great Kylian Mbappe should be the CLEAR WINNER of the Ballon D’or. Peonel Pessi (farming against a Burger King part-time worker) shouldn’t even be TOP 10. Harry Kane just isn’t as elite as Kylian Mbappe, but is clearly more deserving than PESSI. LETS SEE IF THEY RIG IT!

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Kylian Mbappé OUT OF THIS WORLD 🌎

[Donald J. Madrid @VladPessi]

I see 8 WINS for Real Madrid. Inter Milan are WASHED, and Arsenal are our only “tough” opponent at the Emirates. If UEFA have the courage to do what’s right, we will see F.C. (Football Corruption!) VARcelona in the round of 16 which would be an VERY EASY WIN. -President DJT

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 REAL MADRID’S LEAGUE DRAW

[Donald J. Madrid @VladPessi]

RIGGED! Should have been Declan Rice! Bruno, outside of the Premier League, CHOKED during the World Cup. When the GOAT CR7 needed his “superstar” teammate, he was no where to be found! He’s a good player, but just like Man U, he comes up short when it matters most! -President DJT

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⭐️ OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes wins PFA Player of the Year Award for season 2025/26.

[Donald J. Madrid @VladPessi]

@youngmippa Cole Palmer is a STAR! -President DJT

[Donald J. Madrid @VladPessi]

@youngmippa Cole Palmer is a STAR! -President DJT

[Donald J. Madrid @VladPessi]

Chelsea are going to be a GREAT team led by someone who NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN SACKED by Real Madrid, the great Xabi Alonso. If Chelsea are serious about competing with Arsenal, they MUST sell Penzo Clownandez, IMMEDIATELY! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵❄️ Chelsea beat Fulham on first official game under Xabi Alonso!

Morgan Rogers scores on his debut, João Pedro and Cole Palmer with goal + assist.

Who’s been your Man of the Match?

[Donald J. Madrid @VladPessi]

Wow! Carlos Espi, who I personally recommended to President Florentino Perez to sign (THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP!), scored the game winning goal for Real Madrid today. The great, special one, Jose Mourinho, gets his first win back at the club. HALA MADRID!

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

¡VICTORIA EN NUESTRO PRIMER PARTIDO DE LA TEMPORADA!
@Emirates

[Donald J. Madrid @VladPessi]

Since your favorite President was working so hard on many deals, I didn’t have time to watch this match today. After watching highlights, what an absolute DISGRACE from Manchester United today! It’s time to SACK Carrick and appoint MARK GOLDBRIDGE as NEW MANAGER, IMMEDIATELY!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🟠⚫️ Newly promoted Hull City beat Manchester United on their opening 2026/27 Premier League game! 💥

Special day for the Tigers at home. 🐯

Who’s been your Man of the Match?

[Donald J. Madrid @VladPessi]

Is Cristiano Ronaldo, who a lot of very smart people say is THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME(!), not just incredible? 1000 goals is coming very soon! If Real Madrid were smart, they’d call Al Nassr IMMEDIATELY and get him back home! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐕�� 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋𝐒. 🤯