Vladson Luiz

Gestor financeiro 📈📊
Analista da CVL Capital

[single ★彡 @lskbfr]

Depois do medo vem o Mundo - Clarice Lispector

[Lucas @lucas_hby]

Messi se situe à 5,9 écarts-types (σ) au-dessus de la moyenne des attaquants des 5 grands championnats européens, en buts + passes décisives / 90 minutes.
Explications

En statistiques, la courbe normale dit que :
99,7% des individus sont dans les ±3σ

À 5,9σ, la probabilité d’exister est inférieure à 1 sur 500 millions

Imagine que tu prends tous les attaquants des 5 grands championnats européens, on a des des centaines de joueurs.
Tu les ranges du moins bon au meilleur en buts + passes par match.

La grande majorité des joueurs se retrouvent au milieu, c’est la bosse de la courbe sur le graphique

Les très bons (Haaland, Lewandowski) sont déjà loin à droite de cette bosse.

Messi n’apparaît même plus sur le graphique. Il est tellement loin que la courbe ne le représente plus.

Si tu mesures la taille de tous les hommes français, la moyenne est environs 1m75. Quelqu’un à 5,9σ au-dessus ferait plus de 2m30.
Ça n’existe pas. C’est ça Messi dans le football. C’est une anomalie

Ça veut dire que statistiquement, un joueur comme lui apparaît une fois toutes les centaines de millions de carrières de footballeurs.

Ô ne reverras probablement jamais ça de notre vivant, et c’est les maths qui le disent, pas juste une opinion.
Messi est une anomalie mathématique

[M. 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @matinialdo]

*Matheus Cunha trafił do pilnie strzeżonego więzienia w Chicago, będzie musiał zagrać Endrick*
Ancelotti:

[Minha Inflação @minhainflacao]

Se o trem chegar no horário o Endrick vai ser titular

Ancelotti:

[Vladson Luiz @Vladsonluizz]

@gabriellcesario @visaomercado Falou nada com nada e tacou o foda-se pra análise do cara kkkkkkk

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

“prefere derrubar a muralha da china inteira na mão ou colocar o Endrick?”

Ancelotti:

[Que Jogada! @QueJogadaQJ]

*CONGO X UZBEQUISTÃO jogando pelo grupo K da Copa do Mundo*

Minha mulher para na frente da TV querendo conversar comigo…

[GRIM @grimshub]

🚨📊| THE STAT THAT DEFINES ARSENAL'S TITLE-WINNING SEASON.🏆

Across 61 matches in all competitions, Arsenal have been behind for just 403 minutes.

That's it.

To put that into perspective, the Gunners have played 5,490 minutes of football this season and spent only 7.3% of that time trailing.

Even more astonishing?

▫️ Arsenal have trailed by 2+ goals for just 26 minutes ALL SEASON.

Those 26 minutes came in the Carabao Cup Final.

Not in the Premier League.
Not in the Champions League.
Not across a gruelling 61-game campaign.

Just 26 minutes.

In the Premier League, Arsenal have spent only 8.6% of match time behind on the scoreboard, the second-best record in the division.

This is what elite control looks like.

While other teams rely on comebacks, chaos and moments of magic, Arsenal's dominance starts much earlier:

🔸 Rarely fall behind
🔸 Rarely lose control of games
🔸 Relentless defensive structure
🔸Elite game management
🔸 Consistent for 90 minutes

The biggest compliment you can give Mikel Arteta's Arsenal isn't that they win.

It's that they almost never allow opponents to dictate terms.

For years, critics said Arsenal lacked mentality.

Now they're one of the hardest teams in Europe to put behind, let alone beat.

This isn't luck.

This is coaching.
This is structure.
This is control.
This is a champion's mentality. 🏆

[Victor Canedo @vcanedo]

📍 Quênia

Esse é o tamanho da Premier League e do Arsenal.

[Vladson Luiz @Vladsonluizz]

https://t.co/whVSxX1Yzl

[REAL MIL GRAU @realmilgrauu]

Simplesmente, Bad Bunny, Timothée Chalamet, Bellingham, Lamine Yamal, Dembele, Raphinha, Pedri e Lionel Messi juntos.

A Adidas lançou um comercial especial da Copa do Mundo.

Isso aqui é papo de cinema.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

This is the story of football’s ultimate underdog.

UNTOLD UK: JAMIE VARDY lands on Netflix on 12 May.

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Absolute limbs you’ve never seen before.

[Vladson Luiz @Vladsonluizz]

@icaro1910 @rnato_rodrigues Pelo contrário né?

[Portal Box Office @Boxreport]

Programação em Dezembro de 2026:

• Duna: Parte III
• Vingadores: Doutor Destino
• Harry Potter (Temporada 1)
• Percy Jackson (Temporada 3)
• Jumanji 4
• As Crônicas de Nárnia

[Vladson Luiz @Vladsonluizz]

@CuriosidadesEU Não tem porra nenhuma no vídeo kkkkk

[Vladson Luiz @Vladsonluizz]

@DalmataRombaldi @GuilhermeTelmo2 Você diz que Champions é HISTÓRIA (e eu concordo) e depois usa a palavra TRADIÇÃO. Me diz um time em Londres que tem mais que o Arsenal (dessas palavras que você mencionou). Não vale pesquisar no Google. Quero saber em que você baseia sua opinião, só pra saber.

[Oliver Kay @OliverKay]

Bored of bad-faith takes on Arsenal, we spoke to people within the game — a player, a scout, an academy coach, a set-piece analyst, two executives — to get their views on Mikel Arteta's team.

A range of intelligent views and observations @TheAthleticFC

https://t.co/spuPzK5ayw

[Leonardo Bertozzi @lbertozzi]

Escanteio pro Arsenal