Veronica

Fucking shit up since 1998.

[Veronica @VLatore]

I just wanna be happy lmfaooooooo like how hard is that

[J @ohitsjanee]

i want friends who take off guard pictures of me like i’m a celebrity

[h*lle @wholesomeyeehaw]

literally who the fuck decided 1 bedroom apartments are $1200

[bailey meyers @baileymeyers]

if i annoy you please consider this extremely reasonable solution

[☥ Kai Kenzo ☥ @kaikenzoe]

This guy should’ve been way bigger than he is. I said what I said.

[:p @UnkleDell]

my girlfriend look good today i had to tell her 13 jokes in 7 minutes

[〽️arco With The Hair🦁 @MarcoWitTheHair]

If the Simpson guess this one I swear to god ima go watch every single episode they ever made.

[J-RYZ @j_ryz]

Ran into a guy I played football with in high school today. As he’s introducing me to his gf he says, “This is John he was the only popular kid in high school who didn’t bully me. He was actually my friend.”

Just a reminder that people never forget how you make them feel

[Chase Stefano @StefanoChase]

Suddenly it’s the Coronavirus and not the China Virus. Suddenly we’re all in this together. Suddenly the Republican party is calling for people to show empathy. Suddenly it’s clear none of them cared until it affected them. YOU never mattered to him or them.

[CESAR TRANSPORTES @trilob1ta]

open for a surprise

[leo @storybyleo]

high school counselors really just get paid to lie to you

[.. @idkjaybo]

girls with glasses be mad cool.. like you know what windshields I kinda like you

[Arial, like the font. @honestari]

Did you know it cost $0 to retweet a young black author? 🥺🤎

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Great, Geroge Floyd killers got charged but we not stopping because, Breonna Taylor's killers have not been charged, we not stopping because, Tamir Rice's killers are free. WE NOT STOPPING BECAUSE, WTF HAPPENED TO SANDRA BLAND. WE NOT STOPPING BECAUSE THE SYSTEM HAS NOT CHANGED!

[I absolutely have to @BRob_ThatGuy]

Cause we bouta nip all that shit in the bud rn.

[TrapDesTheLegend @CNGtrapdes]

How yo dick even get hard if she tellin you no