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i pray tomorrow everyone has such a good day full of honest human connection and small natural wonders

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since the michelin people are only doing minneapolis & not st paul ive appointed myself “michelada inspector” and awarding restaurants on a scale of 1 to 3 helmets
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[Jim Petersen @JimPeteHoops]

Take note Rudy haters…been trying to explain this for four years.

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for me its close to 100%

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what percentage of tiktok redownloads happen on the toilet ?

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#brentfaiyaz #lemmeheardat

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@tony_arteta just finished it was a blast thank god for PTA

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@tony_arteta text list to follow format:
- chex mix (homemade)
- some cheeses (cheddar muenster manchego)
- honeycrisp apple slices
- popcorn
- hummus
- good thins + pretzel crisp
- apple cider
- pellegrino w/ lemon
- rishi tea

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@tony_arteta chiming in here, snacks for at home double-feature tonight- one battle after another + stuck in love- looking pretty good

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it feels like cell phone company “on us” promos are more financially complex than the stuff that caused the 2008 crisis

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honesty hour

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i think if i wrote and recorded a song that i knew was potentially an all-timer classic i might honestly keep it tucked just for me and my friends

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happy wednesday everyone hope you’re enjoying the sunshine and making the most of this lovely hump day personally im doing a lot of errands

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my account is NOT hacked i thought the copy on the cub foods coupon was poetic

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Buy 2 Family Size Oreos get $1 Off Milk

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might have tweeted this before but does anyone else ever put premium/super gas in their car every once in a while as a little treat for your car like wet food for cats

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mr beast is the poster child of societal collapse

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needless to say a supremely nauseating vibe

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the most insane thing i’ve done this week is listening to Stravinsky Rite of Spring b2b w/ Sabrina Carptenter Man’s Best Friend

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are we getting reflective today or what ?? its raining in minneapolis

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some cool stuff i did so far today:

- took an insanely hot shower
- made delicious pourover coffee
- drank coffee and ate banana
- took a couple meetings
- looked at iphone 17 information
- made a hot playlist
- domed 2x fresh wok eggrolls