iHateJaVonni

JaVonni Brustow, allegedly | ringmaster | retired politician | part-time real estate problem | full-time walking headline

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Just checking myself out in my doorbell camera lol

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10. Close the app, light a candle, eat something greasy, and remind yourself you are not the internet’s customer service department. You did your civic duty, protected your peace, and survived the comment section—now go relax like the emotionally mature legend you are. Arguing with idiots is cardio you didn’t sign up for.

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Welcome to How to Slap Someone Through the Internet—a completely ridiculous, zero-contact guide to handing out consequences with nothing but Wi-Fi, receipts, and a perfectly placed “anyway…” If you’ve ever been dragged into the comment section by somebody loud, wrong, and confidently stupid… keep reading. We’re about to turn petty into a damn art form.

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This is your cue to leave like a damn legend. Say one final line—short, calm, devastating—then disappear. No explaining, no follow-ups, no “actually…” Just vibes, silence, and a perfectly timed exit while the comment section is still buffering. Winners don’t argue… they log off.

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@MrsErikaKirk @RealCandaceO My God. Just stop it. The both of you.

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@jmurrayva @DemolishSEblvd @GreenAnole2 @AdamsMorganNews I saw this post, saw the name of who was responsible and I said, ikyfl… this man did not just claim an entire neighborhood months after moving here lol. Anyway, I’m well. How long have you been here now?

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@Georgia85485397 @AdamsMorganNews And what the hell is happening there at 10am on a Saturday? I thought Republicans cared about waste? Bc that’s exactly what this is. They’re also surrounding the f*cking Bible Museum all day like theyre protecting the President. Just a damn waste

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@DemolishSEblvd @GreenAnole2 @AdamsMorganNews I take that back. I apologize. I confused John Murray’s. I thought this was @jmurrayva.

John, @jmurrayva I was about to spend the next 20 mins asking why are you trolling the ppl of Adams Morgan lol

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@ShadowofEzra Gaslighting.

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@Seymour_Buckz @Crazymoments01 🤣

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@unusual_whales So nothing stems from before 2021? That is so f*cking ignorant for any politician to say

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America’s newest competitive sport is arguing with confidence. 😭📣

Welcome to “Who 👏 The 👏 F*ck 👏 Are 👏 You 👏 Talking 👏 To?! 🙄” — the game show where the wheel decides whether you clap back, apologize (lies), or double down like you’re on payroll.

🎡 Spin the wheel.
🎤 Say it with your chest.
🏆 Win points for the audacity.

Premieres soon. Tag the friend who would get escorted off set in Round 1.

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The house is literally falling apart. These posts appear from time to time and quality of life matters. Theres a reason these areas have less people there. Ppl don’t want to live there and I sure as hell am not going to be the token minority in a city with under a 5% population that isn’t white in Iowa of all states