10. Close the app, light a candle, eat something greasy, and remind yourself you are not the internet’s customer service department. You did your civic duty, protected your peace, and survived the comment section—now go relax like the emotionally mature legend you are. Arguing with idiots is cardio you didn’t sign up for.
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@jmurrayva@DemolishSEblvd@GreenAnole2@AdamsMorganNews I saw this post, saw the name of who was responsible and I said, ikyfl… this man did not just claim an entire neighborhood months after moving here lol. Anyway, I’m well. How long have you been here now?
@Georgia85485397@AdamsMorganNews And what the hell is happening there at 10am on a Saturday? I thought Republicans cared about waste? Bc that’s exactly what this is. They’re also surrounding the f*cking Bible Museum all day like theyre protecting the President. Just a damn waste
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The house is literally falling apart. These posts appear from time to time and quality of life matters. Theres a reason these areas have less people there. Ppl don’t want to live there and I sure as hell am not going to be the token minority in a city with under a 5% population that isn’t white in Iowa of all states