Vman The Barbarian

I can shave with my bare hands

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Why do I have to be made out of atoms? That always bothered me a lot

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I hate memes, but:

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I wanted you to be my First Partner, but you still Hoenn

#Pokemon

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I can’t believe Tom Clancy’s wife did all that shit.

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Mitch McConnell is looking presidential

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When my ADHD songs take control

#Gaming #Sega #SonicTheHedgehog

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Race jokes are “dad jokes” for uncles

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Men: what’s your biggest fear about going to jail?
Welcome to women’s every day life.

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It would be easy to argue that “Strength in numbers” is why America encourages individualism.

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Little-known fact: Johnny Cash‘s full name is Jonathan Currency

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You’re not spiritual, you’re depressed. Go get help.

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Fun fact: facts aren’t fun

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Don’t you wish there was a Pentagon, but for like, helping Americans live, not foreigners die.

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Behind my scowl - is a scowlier scowl, that scowls scowlier

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Milkmen, just wanted to check in: you guys doing alright?

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Are babies allowed to have normal coughs? Why is it always “Plague Chortle”?

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Oh you “love strippers”?
… name three tits

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I may look old, and ugly… but mentally - I’m stupid

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“Just… be yourself!” - has to be the worst piece of advice ever like “bro, I wouldn’t be in this situation if I wasn’t!”

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9/10 Doctors agree that they disagree with the other one