Brog 🐸

she/her

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

@wildethingy Nah, Elon just translated the executive orders into sign language.

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

This was not an off the cuff awkward moment. It's highly likely this speech was vetted, and PR guys said 'reconsider that closing gesture, it looks like a Nazi salute'.

[ADL @ADL]

This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety.

It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge.

In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

@JeffTorbek @Jeff_Sparrow If he was giving the Nazi salute, he'd hide it in plain sight. Like what he did.

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

@Brocklesnitch You're practically married now ♥️♥️♥️

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

@Brocklesnitch 150g salmon from Woolies chucked in an air fryer for 10 mins. Salt, squirt of lime juice, cherry tomatoes and baby spinach leaves, done. Chips are a nice to have.

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

Everyone who voted for or against these Community Notes is a moron.

[The Chaser @chaser]

Meta CEO and dog fucker Mark Zuckerberg has said that his platforms don’t need fact-checkers. So to celebrate this win for free speech, we wanted to relive his best quotes.

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

we live in fucking hell

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

@theluciebee Yes, this is 💯 how I discovered you can get a temporary fence delivered overnight. Not cheap, but essential. This happened when I owned a house, and did the neighbour tell me? DID HE F++++K 😤

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

What a missed opportunity. Always buy something absolutely rubbish rather than nothing at all.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

In the work Secret Santa, I drew a bloke I really dislike as he is lazy and a creep. I didn't bother taking a present in for him and it's caused waves of emails from management about someone not respecting colleagues. I'm proud of myself

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

@theglisted ...younger?

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

@fesshole

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

@Brocklesnitch They should watch Joan Rivers and Bianca Del Rio, and learn the actual artform of being an insult comedian.

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

No

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

@vallerian20001 @PhillipAdams_1

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

@fesshole ...your honour, the defence rests...

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

Really troubling to all those friends who stuck by you and slagged her off.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Just finished going through a messy and public divorce. We realized that even though we hated each other we still found one another attractive, we stayed FWBs. Couldn't let anyone know, so we've been sneaking around to shag. Rekindled our romance and we're considering remarrying.

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

@anon_opin Oh really so how do you fix broken stuff around the house.

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

Dude, do you get ANY predictions right 🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️♥️

[Leo Puglisi @Leo_Puglisi6]

16 overs to get 3 wickets, I’m unfortunately thinking that it’s Australiover

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

@Phil_Bow @fesshole The whole story is bogus. Nobody in the UK gets a pre-nup.

[Brog 🐸 @VMBugsy]

@UberFacts ... that's just saying the Milky Way doesn't have a lot of stars ...