Vinny

Just a guy on a mission to boldly write what no one has written before and to one day own a moose ranch.

[Novelicious @noveliciouss]

A #novel is like a bow, and the violin that produces the sound is the reader's soul
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#amwriting #writerslife
#Art by Kush

[Vinny @VMooseRanch]

#IfPlantsCouldTalk “Feed me, Seymour!”

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#IfCatsHadHands They would rule the universe.

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#BadBusinessNameChanges Taco Smell

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#BadBusinessNameChanges Kfart

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#DrunkSuperHeroPranks Thor places his hammer on top of the Batmobile.

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#DrunkSuperHeroPranks Batman drops powdered Kryptonite in Superman’s beer.

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#MyPetsMotto The World is my litter box.

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#AnnoyATVShow Not Welcome Back, Kotter

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#AnnoyATVShow Laverne and Surly

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#AnnoyATVShow Crappy Days

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#FakeFrenchFriesFacts French fries were invented during WW1 when a stray mortar blew a pot of boiling spuds into pieces. A Group of hungry French soldiers ate some and liked them. After the war, French Fries became popular.

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#OddFarmersMarketFinds a jar of toe jam

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#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee Fist of Nick Fury

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#OddFarmersMarketFinds a pair of used work boots with a severed foot still inside.

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#OddFarmersMarketFinds Hillary’s missing e-mails.

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#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee Batman vs Godzilla

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#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee The Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Guardians of the Galaxy

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#MovieCrossoversIWantToSee The Force Awakens The Highlander