Vincent Miceli

Uhhh—

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

#getittogetheryoutube

Y’all better get your act together before a competitor shows up and takes all your major creators.

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

i miss infinity train

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

Can someone come fuck up my life for a little bit I want to have a Main Character Moment

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

love it when military recruiters reach out to me like absolutely fucking not thank you.

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

Never leave a chicken unattended in deep water.

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

✨i want to be feminine✨

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

@inquisnick bro can you pick up some pizza bites we’re all out

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

i love my coworkers I can say things like ‘Jennifer I’m sad’ and I’ll get two genuine responses asking if I’m okay and if I wanna talk about anything

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

I’m glad I don’t miss being sad anymore

[saelah @s1hmb]

the masculine urge to be feminine

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

when your gf can tweet but won’t answer your texts 😔😔

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

saying ‘we’ as if my mind and body are separate entities

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

wish my gf would stop calling me a stupid bitch /s

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

I want to look Different .

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

cool villain origin story: this bitch is just bored . goes around causing trouble cause at least they don’t have to work a 9-5

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

absolutely hate that I have to know things in order to write about them . why write realistic fiction when you can just write medieval fantasy and Make Shit Up™️

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

my sisters taste in music is just internal screaming but external .

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

my gf really body shames babies

[Vincent Miceli @vmUniversee]

why are fridays quickly becoming my least favorite day of the week .