Paddy Daily

If I was you, I'd want to be me, too ~ Parody Account ~ oh Lord, it's hard to be humble #topshelf

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Santa won’t be the only one emptying his sac tonight. Lots of white stuff. Maybe even a carrot involved, who knows. Merry Christmas #topshelf

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@FredMoores2 I wouldn’t stoop so low. #topshelf

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I’d be glad to. #topshelf #NLpoli

[John Riche @JohnRiche]

Independent review likely to be conducted by Mark Browne, Stelman Flynn and Fake Pat from Twitter.

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Wanna celebrate tonight? Guy Fawkes yourself. #topshelf

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There once was this fellow named Trimper
I’ve seen better manners from a chimp, sir
Got fresh with Innu Nation
Who record his quotation
What reaction from Ball? Not a whimper

#topshelf #NLpoli

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@VOCMOpenline @mickelodeonnl @PaulASAP Unless they’re women and it’s me in a Speedo they’re watching. 😉 #topshelf

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Fifteen degrees. Jaysus. Hardly Daisy Duke weather. But I always was a rebel #topshelf

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You know that song You’re So Vain? It’s about me. #topshelf

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@975krock a f$@!ing legend. #topshelf

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There once was this team called The Bruins
Who thought, for the C Cup, were shoo ins
But boys, I’ve got news,
Meet my friends here, the Blues,
Who will leave your damn team in big ruins
#topshelf #StanleyCup

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@VOCMOpenline Back to being awesome after some much needed R&R. Deadly #topshelf

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Commando Vag.

Deadly band name #topshelf

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Going Bald Man. #topshelf

Oh. Guess who’s back, back again
FakePad’s back, tell a friend

#topshelf

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@reddy_fisherman @PhotoshopLee I’ve had Sara Lee by the can a few times........ #topshelf

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Deadly costume. #topshelf

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Second place, Brad Cabana dressed as Joey Smallwood #topshelf

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Tony Angelo wins the office costume party #topshelf

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There's this politician called Kirby
Who, for many, found the fellow quite nerdy
'Til he lit up a joint
And reached a high boiling point
When he told Ms. Parsons she was purdy
#topshelf #NLPoli

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@VOCMTalkBack #topshelf

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Sexy bad hair day. Jaysus #topshelf

[Summer Ray @SummerRay]

Your Halloween costume is ‘sexy’ + your biggest fear.