Vodka Alchemist

hey/you. into bdsm - boycott, divestment, sanctions, macaroni

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@gasstationcarts That bookcase looks sick as fuckkk. $200 for that thing is a steal, wish I had one like that

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@cushbomb They got djt lookin like Fritz’s big boy over here

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@InaraFoxx I originally posted “eww why” then saw your post underneath and understood why lol. Especially if you twice bake it with all the good shit on top of it

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@CatJova I never smoked out of an apple but I did take a few hits from a tin can before.. smoking out of an apple is probably wayy safer in hindsight

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@spoilshana @Divinethebrat This is the only reasonable response to this question lol. Holy shit people on Twitter are deranged

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@MelodyMarksxxx No amount of affirmation from me or anyone is gonna change how you feel. But I know how easy it is to self sabotage when you get overwhelmed or anxious. i guess it’s just something you have to learn how to overcome? You’re def not alone in feeling this way though. I hate it too

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@UrantiaBookGems @grok is this real?

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@gasstationcarts Fig cewton

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@AdamFriedland @realDonaldTrump Please kidnap tom Myers and force him to be on your talk show Mr. Friedland

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@RT_com Only thing I can think of is the cumtown bit about the Jewish fire department “ohh, maybe a little less water Jacob?”

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@gasstationcarts I don’t think I’ve ever felt an itch in either of my palms in my entire life

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@gasstationcarts … do you have a boyfriend?

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@Oscar_P_Q @ShoahUkraine I’m gonna need you to use some more big fancy words to tell me he’s bad or I don’t think I can believe you

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@hasanthehun Me watching the right fracture over this and everything else going on now

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@AdameMedia Ian fidance is more straight than this guy

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@xcxmangel Perfect 😍

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@gasstationcarts Maybe you have a typeeee

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@gasstationcarts …But you aren’t fat

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@annfernal I love your slut voice too, you’re soo good at being a whore

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@bolsademiedo @GarlicCorgi Why they gotta arrest Nick Mullen for drunk driving like that?