Xenomorph Nazi Punch

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[Xenomorph Nazi Punch @Vodstok]

"Gee David, it sounds like you want to share examples"

Well, yes I do https://t.co/bMqck9Afrg

[Xenomorph Nazi Punch @Vodstok]

My characters Carbon, Brieze, J and Garrison were created for this reason. I just wanted characters that were superhuman

[L E F T, PhD ⚫️ @LeftSentThis]

The image that the @NYDailyNews deliberately chose to propagate, doesn't reflect the toxic-whiteness associated with her actions. https://t.co/YGxXZ5yFBE

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

if you could stop indoctrinating kids into ur cult that would be great thanks 🙏

indoctrination is child abuse

#atheist #atheism

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@ostrichson Explains the whole school-girl obsession, though

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@CarolineMG26 I'm usually driving before I have the first sip and it's infrequent so it's an unpleasant surprise

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@LibyaLiberty So the GOP is largely invested in Big Headstone then?

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Shut the hell up, Chuck https://t.co/hAaEOgUcTV

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

If u filibuster Judge Gorsuch it’s obvious you’d filibuster anybody

[Xenomorph Nazi Punch @Vodstok]

Monday was an amazingly low point for me, and suddenly the week has just climbed upward

Today has been extremely productive :)

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Holy Giger, Batman!

I may have to purchase this poster because fucking hell, it is BEAUTIFUL https://t.co/fspvF3o5UB

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@MsJaneMurdoch Either way, he's a dick

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@MsJaneMurdoch "Punch Nazis"

I had to read what he said a few times, but he abbreviated your handle I think

[Xenomorph Nazi Punch @Vodstok]

@TheLoganTrent TAAAAAAKKKE
MY (tiny) HAAAAAAA-AAAAND

[Xenomorph Nazi Punch @Vodstok]

Coworker: Dave, do have a second?
Me: No.
CW: I just... Oh. Really?
Me: Yes, I am busy

[Xenomorph Nazi Punch @Vodstok]

"Use this! Take out Hillariosa, and you will ride with me eternal in Valhalla, shiny and chrome!" https://t.co/uh1Ds4t6mh

[💀 damned sinker 💀 @dansinker]

Looks like someone found out Furiosa made off with his best breeder wives.

[💀 damned sinker 💀 @dansinker]

Looks like someone found out Furiosa made off with his best breeder wives.

[Xenomorph Nazi Punch @Vodstok]

You spelled "a firing squad trained on them" kinda weird https://t.co/D80iju6zuE

[David Frum @davidfrum]

GOP could sure use a community organizer right about now

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@theta1138 It's right up there with the idea of a "meritocracy" and cold fusion as naively Utopian and physically impossible

[Xenomorph Nazi Punch @Vodstok]

I should be sequestered from people with seasonal allergies. I'm soon going to pose a very real danger to people constantly sneezing

[Xenomorph Nazi Punch @Vodstok]

Wrong. Science is the study of reality. Reality has a liberal bent. Conservatism is inherently anti-science https://t.co/w252qx7IiJ

[Michael Shermer @michaelshermer]

Science is universal, international, inclusive, nonpartisan, a-political, a-gender, a-race, & a-ideological. Don't inject identity politics.

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@JenniferWillcut He seems smart

[Xenomorph Nazi Punch @Vodstok]

I remember when the Simpsons was satire https://t.co/96fIyHRuVt