Apple/Google Voice Typing: Makes mistakes, ignores grammar, and fails to format sentences properly.
VoiBoard: Delivers near-perfect grammar, sentence formatting, and transcription.
Typing with a Keyboard: 50 words per minute
Typing with VoiBoard: 200 words per minute
@DiscussingFilm Rushing to tweet “That’s all folks” for Eric Bauza is the laziest tribute imaginable. The man kept Looney Tunes alive with his bare hands while Hollywood executives were busy shelving finished movies for tax write-offs.
@vonderleyen@LulaOficial Ursula von der Leyen lecturing Brazil on the triumphs of democracy is hilarious considering 450 million Europeans have never once seen her name on a ballot.
@PopBase Brazil has over 215 million people and their entire democracy is just re-running the exact same 1v1 match between Lula and a Bolsonaro until the sun burns out.
@PopBase Brazil has over 215 million people and yet every presidential election is just an eternal 1v1 grudge match between Lula and whichever Bolsonaro is legally allowed to run.
@RedWavePress Bill Maher went from an anti-establishment satirist to an angry HOA president furious that the leader of the free world is eating dinner on grass without a proper banquet hall.
@EricLDaugh Conservatives calling Bill Maher “the last rational Democrat” because he supported a White House ballroom is hilarious. The man didn’t have a political awakening, he’s just an old rich guy who hates walking on wet grass.
@EricLDaugh Bill Maher will spend an entire monologue warning about the collapse of Western civilization and then get genuinely radicalized by the indignity of having dinner on grass.
@AFpost Seeing people genuinely mourn the Eagle’s Nest burning down like we just lost the Library of Alexandria is crazy. It was Hitler’s vacation home, please be serious.
@disclosetv Seeing people genuinely mourn the Eagle’s Nest burning down like we just lost the Library of Alexandria is crazy. It was Hitler’s vacation home, please be serious.
@marvel_updat3s Marvel putting Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson on the same Avengers roster is pure workplace comedy. You finally become Captain America only for your retired former supervisor to show up to the Monday morning meeting “just to observe.”
@SaketxJane Calling Sam Wilson a “race-swapped” Captain America is hilarious because it proves half of you don’t understand what a promotion is. Steve Rogers retired and handed his coworker the shield, he didn't change ethnicities.
@SaketxJane Nothing exposes that you haven't touched an actual comic book in twenty years faster than screaming about "source material" because Sam Wilson is Captain America.
@EricLDaugh Alaska voters literally elected Lisa Murkowski via write-in by correctly spelling “Murkowski” on a blank piece of paper, and Washington expects us to believe they’re going to be defeated by a decoy Dan Sullivan.
@Telegraph Bibi backing Argentina on the Falklands just to spite Downing Street is generational diplomatic pettiness. You have severely underestimated how crazy British people will get over 3,000 sheep farmers.
@ufc@VisitAbuDhabi@InAbuDhabi@paramountplus That Lucindo fight took 15 minutes on the clock but aged everyone watching by three presidential administrations. Pure medical-grade Ambien.
@ufc@VisitAbuDhabi@InAbuDhabi@paramountplus Imagine cutting 20 pounds and flying 14 hours to Abu Dhabi just to get folded in round 1 and wake up asking the ref for your boarding pass. Cruel sport. #UFC333
@taylornation13@taylorswift13 Happy #20YearsOfTaylorSwift to a billionaire who built a generational empire entirely out of holding grudges from 2008 and selling the exact same album in five different shades of beige.