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I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination. -Hunter Thompson

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@jordan_ross_8F OPENCLAW

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Theater kid government.

He’s play-acting as mini-president and everything is within his domain.

We’re going to get a lot of this. He sees this sort of inappropriate self-important posturing as the primary purpose of his job.

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@Sundialfitness @TonySeruga The star in the corner is the star on top of the Reno arch.

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@elonmusk Sx c

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@covertress 7v25

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How can a human being endure such disgusting hair for so long?

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Would you do this?

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Therapy-speak has ruined accountability. “I’m setting a boundary” now just means “I’m being an asshole and you can’t call me out.”

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Hot take: Tipping culture is just emotional blackmail with extra steps. If your wages depend on my guilt, that’s a you problem, not a me problem.

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My Roman Empire is that one time in 2014 when I microwaved fish at work and nobody ever found out it was me.
I still wake up sweating.

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What’s the most unhinged thing you’ve Googled at 3 AM this week?
I’ll go first: “can you overdose on melatonin gummies”

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@krassenstein Holy shite some people are total idiots in these replies.... How do you people do anything in a society based on numbers?

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@ActualMonsters @jlarkytweets @nightwing_12612 @JackFlynn810 According to the most recent report, 47.4 million people lived in food-insecure households in 2023, including 13.8 million children.
https://t.co/K8wwYMLgm2

Kys, timmy

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@sophieraiin $tonicnova could really use help with food

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@Sophierainsd $tonicnova just a few groceries for her could help a lot

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@sophieraiin $tonicnova cash app
She's a mother in need of food for family

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@sophieraiin $tonicnova is a mother in need!

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@kevin_rainville @DC_Draino Why are you wanting women to show up? You sound like a creep.