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[taylor vold @VoldTaylor]

@dude_yikes wyd

[Gabe Ames @Gabe_Ames7]

Thinking about what the people who used to wear Tom’s are up to these days

[taylor vold @VoldTaylor]

@TerryVandrovec @paulheinert @SFSkyforce needed this

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

its insane how beautiful life can be

[James @CaucasianJames]

this is all twitter should be

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

and I love them all!

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

abundance !!!

[taylor vold @VoldTaylor]

who decided margarita glasses should be drank out of literal bowls. since when did tequila and steady hands belong in the same sentence

[taylor vold @VoldTaylor]

thinking about the time i was walking home from bars while ordering pizza and could not get my zip code correct for the payment to go thru. i’ve never been so disappointed in myself

[taylor vold @VoldTaylor]

zach - “usually when i’m cosmic bowling….”

im sorry. how often do you do this ??

[taylor vold @VoldTaylor]

the walk back to your table after you just guttered the ball in bowling is so humbling

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy

[taylor vold @VoldTaylor]

my guy just pulled up to the gas station absolutely blasting Sucker For Pain head banging in his cowboy hat. you are him, sir

[James @CaucasianJames]

if rihanna doesn’t perform pon de replay at the super bowl that’s when i’ll know she’s changed

[taylor vold @VoldTaylor]

@findingfletcher if you can hear me. you can have my favorite chapstick i just found in the bottom of my purse. it’s used. you’re welcome.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human is using a lint roller. directly on my body. they call this. going straight to the source

[trash jones @jzux]

hey boss sorry i can’t come in for a while i’m celebrating toyotathon with my family

[taylor vold @VoldTaylor]

@elliegamradt we will let this slide

[taylor vold @VoldTaylor]

if you say “sure” instead of “yes” im pretty “sure” you’re the worst kind of human

[taylor vold @VoldTaylor]

at dinner.
“how do you find the hypotenuse of an isosceles triangle”

might as well have said marry me.

[taylor vold @VoldTaylor]

stoplights need to chill in the winter. i need at least 3 extra seconds before you tell me to hold my horses