Jerm 🦠

styrofoam hate account

[Jerm 🦠 @VolinJ]

Me after exactly one (1) beer

[U @underscoresplus]

U is for girls, Wallsocket is for boys, and fishmonger is 5 years old today

[Tom Jorgenson @TomJorgenson12]

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.

[nathan 🇵🇸 @moveimemo]

I know that first trumpet note is gonna hit like crack

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Recently rewatched Mad men and this time around it struck me that Don is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Don Draper was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy New Year to all my Jewish friends.

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

When Bert Cooper said: "She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut."

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

friend: yeah ive been watching the chair company on hbo i've enjoyed it a lot so far
guy with a plex server: let me see if i can get it on my plex server

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Obama keeps namedropping Bill Clinton-- he is no Bill Clinton.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

beautiful. http://t.co/e1sw26Y

[𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠 @blankspac_e]

Mild Seven Cigarette Case, via Dentaku Museum

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The worst part about dying is you never get a chance to complain about it

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

We must stop him before any more
Children are lost
#PaintTheNight
#STOPHIM

[alex @rslashchips]

my boyfriend is currently having one of his usual meltdowns over the game… so alas I am quarantined in the bathroom until he gets less violent. I don’t mind tho :P plenty of time to get caught up on my crosswords!

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

crosswords are so easy honestly

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what do you mean i have to pay my taxes to “latino fiesta”