Every NC teenage boy has a fleeting Myrtle Beach romance with Mackenzie from Parma.
Her bald, Oakley-wearing father wears a Maurice Clarett jersey on the beach. She proudly sports her new puca shell necklace while telling you about Cedar Point.
Hey @mkhoops Lifelong bulls fan from North Carolina and I’m in Chicago this weekend. Going to my first game in the #unitedcenter. Anything you want me to say to Coach Boylen?
RETWEET IF YOUR TEAM IS STILL UNDEFEATED:
ALABAMA
CLEMSON
OHIO STATE
LSU
OKLAHOMA
WISCONSIN
PENN STATE
BOISE STATE
BAYLOR
APPALACHIAN STATE
MINNESOTA
SMU
@FrancisCEllis He probably paid a couple thousand dollars to Tucker Carlson to say some really mean things about him. Hoping that it will bring about some national attention and help promote his historian career...seems like the go to move for celebrities nowadays.