Teflon Don

Public Figure - Saltwater Cowboy - Always 1 parlay leg away from Generational Wealth - Generous with Buffalo Tenders -🥛 🥩

[Teflon Don @VolvoReys]

@MerabDvalishvil is hilarious @ufc #UFC333

[Teflon Don @VolvoReys]

Chris Collinsworth is to much of a retarted loser to not be trolling at this point #GFY

[Teflon Don @VolvoReys]

Was at school and some lad asked

“When’s the Bell ringing?”

I said “NOW”

Slept the wanker on the spot

Went back to teaching

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Please enjoy every pitch of Payton Tolle's immaculate inning.

[Teflon Don @VolvoReys]

Ty
Ty
Well
Typa chick chickka chikkah

[Teflon Don @VolvoReys]

I love whole heartedly all races as a local Jesus guy! If they wanna make stereotypes real that’s they choice nahm sayin but as a local union guy I’d like to say I’m a fucking team player I love u all!
#thebatman #cantdonobatmancauseiberobbin
#adamwest
#goatedbatman

[Teflon Don @VolvoReys]

It’s not a por-pose

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Ben Stiller a real hhhwan

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Don’t fear tha por-pose… (enters great white) ITS NOT A POR-POSE

[Teflon Don @VolvoReys]

Movie is flat out cinema

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For dat nigga in da red Bandana GO Bc tight game

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LET HER GO ANAKIN…LET… HER… GO!!!

[Teflon Don @VolvoReys]

If you do not believe in god, right and wrong is merely an opinion

[Teflon Don @VolvoReys]

Rule number 2
Have a kick ass awesome time!

[Lobofacho™ 🇨🇱 @lobofacho]

Hay dos tipos de personas con las que nunca debes meterte. Con las que saben Jiu Jitsu y peor aún, con las que saben Krav Maga.😎
Pero no lo saben hasta que es tarde.

[Teflon Don @VolvoReys]

I have special needs… your one of them shantell

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Can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits

[Matt McCarthy @MattMcCarthy985]

Rafael Devers was a platoon player on the 2018 Red Sox. He was the best player on some of the worst Red Sox teams of my lifetime. He was made the highest-paid player in the history of the franchise and then was asked to help the team, and refused to do so.

I will be booing him.

[Teflon Don @VolvoReys]

I was at the bar last night and got absolutely cunt lashed