weebitcunty

certified schizo 🏳️‍⚧️

[Professor Prostate @orificelover]

I pressed my asscheeks against the wall next to my bed and farted so damn loud my neighbors called the police

[𝖆𝖘𝖍 @cemetaryway]

shaving my legs but not my bush or armpits because im not a fucking loser

[dr. sigma freud @reyookah]

award-nominated comic i made about a closeted trans girl suffering through the era of 2000s internet (1/4)

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Don’t turn the heated seat on in my whip if your 🐱 stinks!!! You got the Cadillac smelling like Long John Silver dumpster grease

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[mousetrap @mousetrapart]

televapepathy

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

doordashing fortnite chicken penis to my baby mama crib

[rook @GRIMEMUTT444]

i rly love my nose i cant believe i ever let anyone make me feel insecure about it

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

My homie did shrooms and called his gf and screamed accusing her of sexually abusing him because he thought he was mentally challenged and everyone was just being nice

[heats ⁉ @POCHOWEK]

Trans Day of I Gave Up Years Ago. Trans Day of "Any Pronouns Are Fine". Trans Day of Whatever

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

Draft dodging 101

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets..

ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods

[😶‍🌫️ @penishorts]

My For You feed: And perhaps may I suggest some posts from 22 year old teenagers arguing over a suicide caused by a mobile game called Cookie Run Kingdom?

Me: fuck yeah dude let’s see it

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

Warwick Davis is taught how to use a bong for Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003)

[weebitcunty @VomitWizerrd]

why dont we pretend he's dead. just for a little while #bbdown #yahooo

[weebitcunty @VomitWizerrd]

@Newposter2 made me smile real big

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

I got niggas on depop begging for balenciaga jeans I farted 100 times in at the hibachi grill.