VonBon

Ohohoho! Welcome everyone, welcome!
I Am A rAgdoll, thAnk you.
(text)=OOC
Any prns (but preferably He/Him)
(Construction OC parody!)
acc ran by @D3tect1ve_A

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

(Hello guys, hi)

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

Hello, deArs! I decided to mAke myself breAkfAst. Doesn’t it look exquisite?

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@equineRagdoll Pucker up, boy.

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

Does Anyone wAnt A photo of me And Horsey kissing? Ohohoho!

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@equineRagdoll CAlm down! I didn’t tAke A picture… yet.

We cAn tAke it when someone sAys ‘yes’! Ohohoho!

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@Lifeguard_RG And the people Are right, my chlorine Darling!

You should weAr shirts more often. Ohohoho!

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@Defecttr Oh my. How intriguing! Ohohoho!

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@ConstructClubDJ Hmm.. very, very tempting… but I think I Am quite Alright.

I wouldn’t want to turn into A shAttered piece of cAndy now, do I? Ohohoho!

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@BatterTheBatter Come in, come in! HAve A seAt!

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

Hello, deArs! I decided I’ll mAke A list of what eAch rAgdoll/plAyer/NPC would tAste like. Ohoho!

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@BatterTheBatter Oh? Well, be my guest! I don’t mind. Ohohoho!

Just don’t tAke a big bite Alright? Wouldn’t wAnt to serve cAndy with one hAnd!

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@equineRagdoll *VB sighed and patted Horses back.*

There, there, my equestriAn friend.

But you reAlly Are A good kisser though.

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

Aww… come on now! I just wAnted to sit next to you.

[Horse @equineRagdoll]

D --> Can This Candy Man Distance From Me.

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@BatterTheBatter Hmm… maybe I could like my Arm And find out myself! Ohohoho!

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@equineRagdoll *After a few moments of nuzzling, both VB and Horse pulled away. VB gave horse a smug stare before giggling*

We should do that more often… Horsey. Ohohoho!

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

(You guys should definitely make horse treats fanart ohhh you all want to so bad oooh)

[Horse @equineRagdoll]

//horsetreatsmaxxing instead of working on my other parodies. cryong brah

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@equineRagdoll *VB seemed to get more and more invested in the ‘kiss’. Putting his hands behind Horses head, attempting to pull him even closer.*

You’re An excellent kissed. Hmhm…

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@equineRagdoll Oh-!

*VB went quiet as soon as their faces touched. VB stayed still for a few moments before closing their eyes and pulling horse into the kill as well.*

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@equineRagdoll WhAt will you do? Hm? Kick me, Horsey? Punch me, throw me, Anything?

*VB teased more and more. Being more and more insufferable with each word he spat out.*

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@equineRagdoll *VB stared at horse for a few long moments before breaking the silence.*

Horsey.

*He chuckled.*

[VonBon @VonBonDoll]

@equineRagdoll Come on, Horsey! You’re too cute to be Acting All rude!

*VB leaned towards him just a bit more. Squinting his eyes out of purse amusement.*