If all else fails, an RPer can go fuck himself. Only problem is the long story leading up to it. Gotta build to the crescendo if you want a true eruption at the end. And yah, those are all my accounts tagged. Gotta consolidate.
@SaltedPup So many beauties... doggies are friendly and loved to lick, but there was always ways to improve. Fur, scales, skin, and feathers... "So soft..." Ignore the drool.
@GayKyogre @Greninjass "Just to think of what those shells could be used for..." good thing they live in the sewer. Means he just has to open a manhole cover to send Donnie to his brothers.
@BeefyDomKnight but then they wouldn't be nearly as fresh. Only the best flesh for him. "Try not to rub those over your body. It can't eat people covered in fruit." Lies.
My, my, my. @BeefyDomKnight was looking particularly delectable today. How could this be? Did he have some new scent sticking to him? Perhaps an extra layer of sweat and spices? Or did he simply have more meat on him than usual. Also, imagine Guilmon as hiding behind some grass,
@BeefyDomKnight What a silly meal. Didn't he know you should accept your fate so you would be eaten in one piece? Then again, just dieing quickly was probably best. Sharp pain at first, but you wouldn't face being digested alive. Sure, he cooould just have his meals suffocate inside of him,-
@BeefyDomKnight How do you write sound effects for when a Digimon walks in such a way that trees shake? The red guy was no longer sucking in his gut (strange ability) and his abs and belly looked like... well, hard to describe it from the outside. Thankfully that wouldn't be an issue-
@BeefyDomKnight "Do you have a name?" He came across so many Knights that he was unsure if it was a class, species, or what. He moved towards the knight, hoping to sit nearby and eat from the big guy's basket.
@BeefyDomKnight and the weight of what came out was sometimes the same as what went in. Still, certain areas of the forests were especially lush due to the rich fertilizer. Part of why the berries, mushrooms, etc were so sought. They were extra ripe, juicy, and delicious. -
@BeefyDomKnight "Are you a knight light?" Maybe he should wait until dark, so his belly would glow. That might be fun. He might even get to see the guy slowly dissolving within him, by way of silhouette. "You don't look very dark." No, his skin was a nice golden brown, like for-
@BeefyDomKnight other obvious way of protecting himself from a smaller creature with fangs, claws, and an ass you could smother a person with. "I'm Guilmon! What are you?" Maybe the big guy knew what meal of the day he was. The red Digimon always liked when people came to feed him,-
@BeefyDomKnight He could always spit it out, but getting it down his throat might be an issue. Using his claws as best he could, he tried making some string so he could tie several sticks together.
@BeefyDomKnight Beef and berries? It had an alliterative appeal. Would the berries be for dessert, or would they be crushed into a sauce, to marinade on Knight in his stomach? Unfortunately, Guilmon didn't have a can opener. How much, if any, of his armor did the Knight have on?-