Vortex The Sharkhausen

Very shark, very evil

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

Please for the love of god let it be sending Kuz back to the gulag of Washington 😭😭😭

[Bango @BucksBango]

Deeeeeep in the offseason.

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

@KaruSnep this you? 🤨

[christian @wooftuah]

he most evil person you know probably has a snep sona or obsession

[christian @wooftuah]

he most evil person you know probably has a snep sona or obsession

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

@KaruSnep Well shit

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

@jessithebuckeye Yeah I'm only a couple hours out from that area and its brutal, its also disgustingly hot outside here as well

I got a few friends in the Appleton/Green Bay area that thankfully are unharmed, although one of my friends car got ruined from debris

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

I had a really funny business idea I came up with when stoned, start up a food truck that's only open on Sundays and parked in a chick fil a parking lot and name it SideChicks

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

@cattelope seem a little familiar?

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

Doing this to my twink friends when I start my transfem bodybuilding arc to become the muscle mommy in question

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

@Outflown_ Come to Fursquared here! Its maybe 2.5k and the scene here has awesome people

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

Learned that I can drink a 750ml bottle of jack daniels in one night lol

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

The fact its e621 day on father's day is so funny to me because like who's tryna be my daddy cause my actual dad is a piece of shit

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

27.5m a year for a WR with paper skin and glass bones and we wonder why we haven't sniffed a super bowl since 2014 good lord dude

[NFL @NFL]

Packers, WR Christian Watson agree to four-year, $110.5M extension. (via @AdamSchefter)

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

Totally not a self out or anything like that noooooo

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

Transfem that's into pain and uses body wax strips call that gender affirming masochism

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

@17chopz

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

@niftywrestling Man I knew some fucked shit was happening when Bella went under investigation right after her and my match at IFW for macroing too but I deadass never thought it would be a close friend like Marcus who was on some Diddy shit too

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

Started HRT again, dropped off nearly 40 pounds, in therapy, and growing my hair out

The glow up begins 🗣🔥

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

I got so lucky holy shit

[Vortex The Sharkhausen @Vortex_TheShark]

Jacob Misiorowski is the fucking goat saw him ripping a box of Topps chrome black by day and throwing 10 strikeouts in 7 innings not giving up a run by night GIVE THIS MAN A BAG BREWERS PLEASE