The Doctor

Someone forgot to deactivate my program again, so here I am . . . I'm a hologram but that doesn't mean I don't have feelings!

[The Doctor @VoyagersEMH]

Someone keeps altering my vocal subroutines to make me sound like a chipmunk AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
#ParisWontMakeEyeContact
#DiaryOfAnEMH

[The Doctor @VoyagersEMH]

@bigkat9191 @NCC2614 Ah yes, a common affliction this time of year. Take two days off duty on the holodeck and report back to me.
#EMHadvice

[The Doctor @VoyagersEMH]

I need ideas on how to get the captain in Sickbay so I can do her annual physical. Threatening to take her coffee only gets me decompiled...

[The Doctor @VoyagersEMH]

Do you think I could convince the captain to let me experiment with subcutaneous skin dyes?
#IdDyeTomPink
#ForTheShipsAmusement
#AndScience

[The Doctor @VoyagersEMH]

The things you overhear in Sickbay...
#ItsNotMyFaultMyHearingIsSuperior
#YouForgetImHere
#ImADoctorNotAGossip

[The Doctor @VoyagersEMH]

@more_tribbles That's a rather pitiful purr you have . . . Maybe you should come let me examine you. I promise it won't hurt. Much.

[The Doctor @VoyagersEMH]

@BonesDeForest I'm a doctor, not a history record! Okay, wait… I'm a doctor AND a history museum. *Makes a face* How odd. @TJannofVulcan

[The Doctor @VoyagersEMH]

@TJannofVulcan Actually, I was created with a mixture of the Federation's brightest medical minds. I'm a database of genius. @BonesDeForest

[The Doctor @VoyagersEMH]

@TJannofVulcan You'll get no better treatment by another doctor, as my superior skills are second to none. *Smiles smugly*

[The Doctor @VoyagersEMH]

@TJannofVulcan Headaches are common afflictions for Vulcans surrounded by the wild emotions of humans. I have a hypospray here if you'd like

[The Doctor @VoyagersEMH]

Sickbay is empty at the moment so I'll be singing. If you need me, follow the sound of vocal perfection coming from the lab.

[The Doctor @VoyagersEMH]

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.