🎶 VP Beet on da sky blue too🎶

I write parodies, foster kittens. and care about democracy. Join the #rootsistance!

Migrating to da sky blue place. Same handle.

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Any other veggies finding their way to the place where the skies are blue? Check out the #rootsistance starter pack and let me know if you would like to be added.

#Rootsistance
#GardenParty
#Saladarity

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@GovPressOffice Dear @GovPressOffice social team - you're missing a great opportunity to highlight GCN's tremendous golf skills, the likes of which we have never seen before!

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@RonFilipkowski Now do Ted Nugent!

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@GovPressOffice Soyyyyy un perdador
I'm a loser baby,
So why don't you....

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@GEddolls @itssamanthaaaa_ Why have I never heard this phrase before?

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@AltSpaceForce1 @MoreHockeyStuff Thanks for the heads-up. I just started migrating to 🦋 and have followed all the alts!

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As Elmo has accomplished his goal of turning Twitter into a right wing propaganda machine, I am joining the place where the sky is blue 🦋. I'm VPbeet there too of course!

Check the "sky follower bridge" Chrome extension to make the move easier.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

"Recess Appointment" is how Matt Gaetz meets his dates during lunch period

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@BoogLawlry @RatShattered It's ok, we won't have inspections or inspectors for the next four years. Saves money and time! 😬

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@clairezagorski Yes, but that's still relatively few hectacres.

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@Cambeezy_ Chad Ochocinco would be proud!

[French Fuse @FrenchFuse]

Every time Eminem speaks, I feel like he's rapping 😄

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

It's November 5th, 2024. Thousands of men look at their shoe closet, realizing they threw out their dress sneakers bc of my tweets. They only have uncomfortable dress shoes and decide not to walk to the polls. Kamala Harris wins. We now have communism.

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@Tr4pzzz "Most liked reply" is a really long name for a dog. How about just MLR?

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@saladshooter9 @bungalowwriter If she doesn't win, we will all run for the border!

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@mayaonstage @CapitolHillTour Ok, but when she wins, you're going to wear one again and post it on Twitter, right?

Right?

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@MollyJongFast twitter algo ftw

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@andr3w31a561 Twitter algo ftw

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@MerriamWebster Seems repetitively redundant.