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Passionate about living simply and making others' lives easier to live, in my own way, in my own time, using the gifts I have.

[VPD @VPDekar]

@KRACustomerCare Hey guys? Need to help a friend out. She credited your paybill account with some money but got "eSlip does not exist.."

[Alexandr Wang @alexandr_wang]

“i’m engaging with you as a human being”

[Erwin 🇨🇭 @HistoriaSwiss]

@Pirat_Nation Cool but will this fix the horrific prices of ram?

[VPD @VPDekar]

When you finally find a torrent site that doesn't suck... @seedrcoil, you're the real MVP https://t.co/IXpwpnOoGi

[iQREET @iQREET_Africa]

🔧 Calibration made simple!

Discover how iQREET’s sensors use Non-Destructive Testing (NDT) to estimate concrete strength – with just 5 steps and one-time calibration per mix.

📽️ Watch now to see why contractors rely on our tech.

#iQREET #ConstructionTech #ConcreteMonitoring

[iQREET @iQREET_Africa]

Exciting milestone! Testing our #iQREET concrete sensors & data platform with a major Kenyan concrete producer. Proven accuracy, real-world validation, data-driven insights for smarter, more efficient construction. #ConcreteMonitoring #Innovation #SmartConstruction #RealTimeData

[VPD @VPDekar]

Exciting milestone! Testing our #iQREET concrete sensors & data platform with a major Kenyan concrete producer. Proven accuracy, real-world validation, and data-driven insights for smarter, more efficient construction. #ConcreteMonitoring #Innovation #SmartConstruction #RTData

[iQREET @iQREET_Africa]

Our wireless sensors & intuitive software platform enable 24/7 monitoring of temperature, curing, strength & more. 📈

Make data-driven decisions, optimize processes & improve safety. 💪

Learn more: https://t.co/MwODc3Pf5M

#ConcreteMonitoring #SmartConstruction #RealTimeData

[VPD @VPDekar]

@creepydotorg Won't this just make an informed rapist check for the presence of Rapex first? Or, being a rapist and having not had the time to check for Rapex, gets "barbed" and decides to kill the woman in anger?

[VPD @VPDekar]

@propsbank @creepydotorg Man, you've made me paranoid now. Will make it a habit to start with the fingers, you know, to check if there's this manhood-destroyer in there somewhere 😳

[VPD @VPDekar]

@Capt_Corvus @nocapfelix @creepydotorg Except for the part where she gets drunk, lowers her guard because she actually doesn't mind getting laid and fogets to tell whoever picks her up that she has one in. Yikes.

[VPD @VPDekar]

@demonflame89 @nocapfelix @creepydotorg Yeah, no one thinks about the guy in these scenarios.

[VPD @VPDekar]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Emmark💫 @EmmarkGadgets]

@satoshi The whole crypto market rn:

[VPD @VPDekar]

@Safaricom_Care It doesn't work. Of course, I'm just one person complaining and maybe you won't take this into consideration. FYI, there is no time to take a screenshot because a message pops up with the wrong prize (50MB instead of 10k shillings) and the page with the wheel disappears instantly

[VPD @VPDekar]

@Safaricom_care Hey, does the Gomoka Spin and Win thing work? I bought my usual monthly 17GB bundle for 2k, got my spin and win link, spun the wheel, landed on "Ksh 10000" but I got 50MB instead. I wish I'd screen-recorded the whole thing. The thing is rigged, sorry to say.

[VPD @VPDekar]

@SolomonKipkoec8 @Safaricom_Care The thing is rigged. I spun the wheel, landed on "Ksh 10000" but got 50MB instead.

[VPD @VPDekar]

@Safaricom_Care @MorganNjug86831 The spin and win doesn't work. Bought the 17GB monthly bundle for 2k, got the spin and win sms, clicked the link, spun the wheel, landed on "Ksh 10000" but instead received 50MB. The thing is clearly rigged. So sad.

[Appwrite @appwrite]

⌨️ GIVEAWAY ⌨️

🎉 To celebrate our 1.4 release, we have designed an exclusive keyboard, the Appwriter keyboard, and 1.4 swag for you to win!

How to win 👇

[VPD @VPDekar]

@appwrite At the company I work for we've had a couple of challenges using two tools as BaaS platforms and are about to give Appwrite a go. If I get my hands on this awesome-looking keyboard it'll sure maximize my productivity while using Appwrite to build the backend of most of our apps.

[VPD @VPDekar]

@lauratich_ Hope you haven't jumped on the Threads wagon. Just checking.