Vladimir Putin

[Vladimir Putin @VPutin]

@0ntosMagnificus But when did total ignorance of subject ever inhibit you from provide worthless opinion - and with added swear? Is so inefficient to tap out 4+ extra keystroke in swearing word. Is so (fucking) boring.

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@thatzoeharding Why is such long time now since updates on difficult transgression path. Is important.

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@GilbertWhites Surely not needing chocolate bar. You are having very own home-grown fruitcake, he what pretending all times to being Rev. Gilbert White.

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@AmandaWhiteArt #thearchers He would have enjoyed that.

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#thearchers Ignorance of company law (re. BL takeover) was bad enough. Ignorance of planning law & procedures (re. road) even more slipshod.

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@BBCTheArchers Ignorance of UK company law (re. BL takeover) was bad enough. Ignorance of planning law and procedures is even more slipshod.

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@SurreyPolice Revolted by the brutal treatment of your Head of Finance. His actions were silly but wholly unconnected to his job. You thugs!

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@Avira will no longer display the popup Notifier from within FreeAntivirus: http://t.co/voFxdQjaDL RT if you like it!

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Does this mean that Mr Clarkson will not be allowed to refer to Alistair Darling as a "two-eyed Scottish idiot". That would be a pity ...

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"One-eyed Scottish idiot". Ach, that really makes me laugh. Thank you, Mr Clarkson, for putting Mr Smelly into perspective. Spot on!

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At the end of a long week (aren't they all!) I have to meet Barroso and other puffed-up inadequate freeloaders of the European Commission

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Sarkozy is merely saying what the rest of us think, but are too polite to mention!

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Meeting on financial crisis. We, too, are going to have to bite the bullet and prop up our banks. What is the Russian word for irony?!

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Ach, London Times paper discovers my love of Abba and secret private Valdai concert by tribute band. A passion shared with famous Iain Dale

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Aide tells of Gordon Brown's coarseness to London Mayor Boris. This man is very unpleasant. Keep upwind, as smells bad! NOT metaphorical!

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I've just had to (metaphorically) hold my nose, shaking hands with President Nazarbayev of Uzbekistan. Craig Murray's book was fascinating.

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Someone says I resemble BBC's Andrew Marr. Should I be more insulted by facial comparison or Marr's poodle interview technique with Brown?

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This evening I met Herr Peter Loescher, CEO of Siemens AG, and some of his colleagues. Speaking fluent Boxhead is such a boon.

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This morning we had reception for enthroning of new Patriach Kirill. Must humor these believers in sky-fairies, I suppose. All have votes!

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Not sure what to make of Arshavin move to Arsenal. Another body-blow for beloved Zenit, I am afraid. Must check where he pay his tax!