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With deliveries smooth like water from a fountain, that’s why I can move any mountain

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Get it right up you, you fat headed cunt.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Is Messi playing?

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Called it.

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Seems that it might not be coming home.

Goodnight.

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@moi_cheree So you’re a secret Brit?

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@moi_cheree Part English, scunderred!

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Would it be cynical to think that this has happened at a very convenient time to blame the radical left?

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Police launch investigation into death of former UK MP Ann Widdecombe https://t.co/7KoXKjiSUn

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@Beigerevenge Currently on my way to London to spend all day in a park with no shade.

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Seems that it might not be coming home.

Goodnight.

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

This loathsome hypocrite crept around the House of Commons pretending to be an austere Presbyterian for much of the time I was there. A reptilian nauseating piece of human excrement.

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@DonnieDoesWorld Public drinking in Glasgow has been banned for over 20 years.

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@moi_cheree Jeffrey Donaldson is a nonce though so you have plenty to throw back at them.

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@philp83 With a fan and your eyes closed?

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Massive week.

[Paul Hutcheon @paulhutcheon]

Monday: The Prime Minister set to resign.

Tuesday: Peter Murrell sentencing.

Wednesday: Scotland v Brazil

[Derek Stillie @Smahoo92]

“Right lads keep it tight for the first 5 minutes”

Grant Hanley:

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@thexbomb A Swedish beating that Stan Collymore would be proud of.

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

When Gazza got booked and Gary Lineker went like this to Bobby Robson 💔

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Hydration break.

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Scottish hydration break.

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@S1dTR0tt3r147 7 years later, still being mocked to fuck.

Liquid Twitter.

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Hydration break.

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@KimFishlegs Prick of a guy. He’s a fucking rat deep down.