Patty G

Retired white rapper from the Vermont woods.

[Patty G @VTMC802]

@realJoeDeSena Hunting

[Patty G @VTMC802]

@EricTrump Got some @trumpwinery for some gifts and these @Trollsocks Trump Santa socks!

[Patty G @VTMC802]

@pulte Toyota Tacoma TRD Sport Black

[Patty G @VTMC802]

@realDonaldTrump The best socks I ever got!

[Troll Socks @TrollSocks]

When you ask what the squad is doing this weekend then the group chat starts arguing Jordan vs Lebron and ignores you

#ovaloffice #chuckschumer #NancyPelosi #trump #MikePence

[Patty G @VTMC802]

@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/ulDDyhrshj

[Patty G @VTMC802]

@TrollSocks Soon as I get home I’m burning my Nikes

[Patty G @VTMC802]

@GCTigerTracker is Tiger playing a practice round today? I’m at TPC and wondering if you know? Thank you!

[Patty G @VTMC802]

.@jordanbpeterson, @joerogan ... I tried watching the Cuomo/Conway 1 on 1 on @CNN and she couldn’t get a word in. There was no discussion. Longform discussion like you guys are doing is so much more informative and impactful. Mainstream media is dead!

[Patty G @VTMC802]

@stoolpresidente @DrinkBODYARMOR Winner will be #1 @DrinkBODYARMOR

[Patty G @VTMC802]

@BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente @TomScibelli Race 5 hammer the 1,5 EX and throw an insurance 1/11 EX for half the money. Also threw in the kicker 1,5,11 TRI. Hate maidens but I'm on fire this morning.

[Patty G @VTMC802]

.@stoolpresidente can you and Elio post your picks? I think I'm as good a handicapper as Elio but I'm sure stoolies want to see the picks

[Troll Socks @TrollSocks]

Forget Laurel and Yanny...Which one is better, Lakes or Oceans? I like lakes better for their mountainous views and peaceful nights...

#lakesoroceans #lakelife #oceanlife #Laurel #Yanny

[spartan @SpartanRace]

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That's our squad. Team BodyArmor. #ObsessedWithBetter @DrinkBODYARMOR https://t.co/fURdHaBW4y

[Patty G @VTMC802]

What an opening day! @Giancarlo818 Stanton is on pace for a monster year of 324 homeruns, 648 RBI’s and 486 hits. #yankees #OpeningDay2018

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I don’t like Trump but this is arguably the dumbest interview of all time. Oh trump fucks porn stars? No shit. Andersen Cooper is the real loser here and so is anybody who thinks this is remotely newsworthy

[Patty G @VTMC802]

.@francisbarstool he is idolized by the other criminal lineup actors as the best of all time.

[Patty G @VTMC802]

I’ve got an open notes page in my phone dedicated to skit ideas that I’ve kept for years in case I ever get a chance to contribute somewhere. I think BVH and @francisbarstool is that somewhere! Here’s the 1st idea...

[Patty G @VTMC802]

A failed actor who couldn’t even make it in a commercial. His only gig now is as a criminal lineup stand in at the local jail, which he does for the free coffee and $10 gas card. He has become the cream of the crop of lineup actors, falsely picked by witnesses 33% of the time

[Patty G @VTMC802]

Hey @francisbarstool I’d like to apply as a contributing writer and ideas man for the Barstool Variety Hour. Free of charge, just want to help! Can you DM your e-mail?