VU Confessions

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"Anyone got an extra bottle of butt lube I can borrow? I've got a history exam today and I'm fresh out"

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" "Oh wow, I'm going to have sex with that guy revving his truck engine."
- no girl ever"

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"Professor: Did you just fart?
Me: Wubba lubba dub dub!
Professor: YOU PASS THE CLASS!"

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"I've really got to stop waving to people on campus I think I know when I don't have my contacts in"

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"It's called fall because everything is falling... leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, motivation"

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"After class my prof asked, "Do you have a sec?" & I replied with, "I have lots of secs".. so now I have to die"

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"My life would be in shambles without Facebook reminding me who's birthday it is everyday"

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"I'm starting a protest on campus tomorrow to stop premature Christmas decorating"

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"Is it already time to ruin Squid's day?"

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"Lookin for a late night shumpkin in Harrison. Any takers?"

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"I think I'll go for a swim in the new pool in the parking lot behind Wathen"

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"Had a house party this weekend & someone stole our mirror, can whoever took it give it back? Asking for a friend."

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"It's Columbus Day, so how bout we sail over to IU, beat the shit out of everyone, wreck the place & call it Vincennes University."

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"What dafuq is a tangelo?"

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"Time to make the daily decision on whether or not to get my shit together and go to my 8am"

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"Finally grew some balls and texted the one girl in my class I've been crushing on. She just replied with "lmaooo".."

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"Decided to stop smoking weed after spending 8 minutes searching for my phone under my bed, using my phones flashlight..."

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"There's no more room in my freezer for hot pockets because it's full of vodka."

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"I'm quitting Taco Bell cold turkey. Would anyone want to be my accountability buddy?"

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"Does anyone else who lives on campus ever think about how many other people have done the dirty on your bed? Shit keeps me up at night"