Vuj Brah

I may not be able to give you a high five, but I'll give you a low two! gimme a cold beer, tasty buds and some 'tang #mowsh (parody acct.)

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

@PinkUnicorn0007 @TruthsOverTrump @realDonaldTrump Yeah, you didn't get the joke. Subtle humor is tough to pull off.

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@45gotFAT Howie, you were being racist to to fine people of Bazil. Duh.

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

@Shani70923888 Sorry I didn't follow back. Noticed all your tweets were about something called an an stimulator. As you can see, my abs are fucking perfect.

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

@evaninbay Hey Evan, guess what? You're a dick. You've always been a dick, and always will be. Suck my calloused nutsack.

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

@TruthsOverTrump @realDonaldTrump To be clear! He did not say to inject Lysol™. He merely wondered out loud on live TV if it wouldn't be a good idea to inject disinfectants, as one does. HE WAS NEVER BRAND SPECIFIC!!!

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

@CNN_Global_EN Almost got me. Jerk. If I had arms I'd punch you 👊 square in the dick.

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

@Handsome_Finn @LeffInLaguna @evaninthebay C'mon.

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@Teather_C_in_GB @CEOinSoCal @MikeInToledo Good to see you working your core! Always work the core, that's what I say! C'mon.

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

@J_DriverIII Bring it on brah.

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

#NewProfilePic that's not my flipper peaking out. #Blessed

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@luvmy2girls4evr @THEJeremyinPDX @Tristan_in_Jax @recki78 @TerrenceBD Brah, I scored this hottie with no arms or legs. Luckily I got this foot-long. C'mon!

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

@Silkbrah @ImAdamHawk Brah, there's a Perkins waitress in trouble tonight. C'mon.

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@Rich_in_the970 @luvmy2girls4evr You know it brah!

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

Current mowsh, don't ask me how I cut it. C'mon.

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

You ever get the feeling that you're just an ancillary character. Only popping in on occasion? Cmon.

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

@1SillyBlondegir Thanks for the follow brah. Btw did you know @BennyInWisco is neither a raging alcoholic or a bus driver? Strange, but true.

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

@PhoenixTreeRat Thanks for the follow brah, btw did you know, Benny in Wisconsin eats Corn Flakes™ with Keystone Light for breakfast.

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@TheRealLefthook Thanks for the follow brah. Btw Neil in Cleveland gets mad when the black family wins on Family Feud. C'mon.

[Vuj Brah @Vuj2pointOh]

@cpavy51 Thanks for the follow brah. Btw, did you know Silk wears tighty whities? C'mon.

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@Silkbrah Count me in brah, C'mon.