₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀" A man who values his alone
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀time, living within a snowy
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Taiga.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Nobody knows his story, but
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀some knows of his love for
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀cooking! "

⠀

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ৻ꪆ ﹐ 𝐂ᵃˢᵗᵉˡˡᵃ 。 @castxlla]

❥；her dad’s side of the family has gang affiliations.

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

[🦴]

What happened to me bro.

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

HAHAHA!!

( He quickly pulled them up )

BE GLAD!! I'm normally never this flirty. I never either~.

Hehehhe.

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

yer scars are ... nice. i wanna smooch em.

( staring off into space for a moment before looking back at him. WHEEZE. )

W--WHAT. WHAT.

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

I'm very proud of my scars.

.....

( pulling down pants -- )

Hey Eros---

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

i know, i know!! i know. m' just shy! i don't-- wanna seem like i'm a huge pervert that's only interested in that ...

( HUFF. )

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

... EROS I DIDN'T EVEN FULLY UNBUTTONED, YA DAMN DUMMY!!

( A huff! )

I swear we've had intercourse before-- don't be shy now!

( Now, the mun knows they didn't finish it. Because, duh erp... but for storytelling purposes, Eros can decide. )

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

huh? wha--AAAH!!

( why is this guy so afraid of his hot husband. dropping the bone and hiding his face. BLUSHING. )

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

[🦴]

More starters tomorrow

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

( hmm... I could always seduce him ... 💭 )

Ohhh!! Okay... ( Slowly unbuttoning his own shirt ) ............

Sureee you are--- say, take a look.

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

i HEARD that! i am such a normal scientist. hmf.

( he knows he's not. but he's a knucklehead today. )

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

... (mutter) mad scientist, by the way...

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

( LEAPING AT IT-- purring SO loud and rolling around. chewing like an excited puppy. amazing. )

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

( A smile then he tossed it at Eros! )

There ya goooo~
But don't get too attached, I might eat it again.

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

...

( staring. watching it like he's being hypnotized by it. blinkblink. leeeaning in. )

i'm sooorrryyyy.

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

( as soon as Eros turned around, Bones had a... bone! in his hand, swinging it )

Dinner will be served if you take back those words...~

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

... shit.

( slowly glancing back at him. squint. )

now, that's just mean and evil of ya.

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

Keep thudding that tail, mister, and you're going to not have anymore of my cooking~...

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

HHHHMF.

( plopping down. thudding his tail against the ground. )

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

Eros, hon,
I just had 24 cheesesticks.

My tummy hurt

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

If you were a worm I'll eat ya...

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

hmf. HMF.

( turning away and crossing his arms. he's pouting. big baby. )

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

ahhh hell nah!! 🗣️

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

SHARE!!!!!

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

I'M A VULTURE!! I MUST EAT THE DEAD!

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

let me gnaw and chew!!!!!

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

I'll take em all!!!

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

i do not! even if you took my hard earned bone yesterday. </3

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

Hate me..

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

NO! a literal skeleton!

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

ME??!?!?

[𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★ @ofcoldblood]

there's somethin' oddly charming about the skeleton.

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

@jogurtjoestar // Lmao hi im yylfordt. howd u even find this account

[₌ " 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞...𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝! "₌ @VulturPhobia]

// can I draw ur guys OCs muses ☺️