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To infinity & beyond.

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Been using dry shampoo in lieu of showering since Monday and my hair feels like hay. Here’s hoping it doesn’t all fall out in the shower... will update.

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@black_papaya No but what is sad is that you’ve been listening to old Britney and Hillary songs and other songs from dumb early 2000s tween movies all night.

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@Awkward_Astrid How the fuck is it so empty?! This is Winco, right?

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@Awkward_Astrid That baby thing is terrifying

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@Awkward_Astrid Yasss to dat wine

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@Awkward_Astrid That emoji was an accident

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@Awkward_Astrid Shiiit it was ���

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@Awkward_Astrid Totes wack

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Doing the dishes and I turn around and see this thing strategically placed to be staring at me. The kids you watch are demons. @Awkward_Astrid

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@PaintingWonder I want tofu

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@WalkingNelson @PaintingWonder You’re such a creep Joaquin

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@PaintingWonder Hahahahaha shit.

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@PaintingWonder Sounds fun

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@thought_Iess Every time I see this I get the theme song stuck in my head

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Got drunk every single day this year guys so let’s see how long I can keep this up

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@AustynsDead Sorry I already ate a bunch of enchiladas

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@CarriesSleeping Guessing that’s a yes then? Never thought I’d say this but thank god for that bars shitty kareoke addition 🖕🏻

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@CarriesSleeping @thought_Iess Yes there’s karaoke at one further down. 🙄

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@CarriesSleeping @thought_Iess C’mon Carrie. The bars down the street from my place are a lot better. And we can hit up five guys halfway through!