Van Walts

[another superstar! @mike_exee]

the problem isn’t even just about them being hungry, notice how they don’t ask if the other party has eaten too.

[CD2 @__CD2_]

This is the face behind the famous Instablog??😳

[Bobby_Dazzler @Inspector_khay1]

She posted a video of herself twerking on her WhatsApp status. I told her to delete it that I’m not cool with it, and she was like, “Why? It’s nothing.” 😭

I asked her, “Then why post it? What are you trying to prove, and what reaction are you expecting from your CL?”

She said she posted it for fun because she enjoyed it and it made her feel good. I told her straight up that I’m not comfortable seeing my babe twerking on her status or anywhere online.

Madam then said she’d simply exclude me from seeing her status whenever she wants to post things like that. 😂

I told her not to worry, I’ll just take my leave so she can do whatever she wants.

I left. Few days later, she came back begging and giving me all sorts of mumu excuses. But nah, I was already done.

[Phriffo | 🇳🇬🇩🇰 @Phriffo]

I fear anyone who no fear woman because wtf😳

CC: bendadover/TT

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“The only thing I don’t know how to do in this life is cooking. In university, I used to toast girls every week so they could cook for me. Once she finished cooking, I’d break up with her. The day I was caught, the whole department stopped giving me a chance.” 😂

—Jim Iyke

[Naija @Naija_PR]

Governor Alex Otti said Abia’s inherited gratuity arrears exceed ₦60bn and would be cleared gradually; the state has also recruited another 4,074 teachers.

[Metro Naija @metronaija]

KC Luxury sues NDLEA, demands N190m over alleged unlawful arrest, detention and invasion of privacy.

The influencer was arrested at Lagos airport on August 13 while preparing to travel to Paris. Court orders NDLEA to produce him at the next hearing on Sept. 9.

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

girls wey rush born for yahoo boys that 2020 hot period go dey regret now

[Bøbběě @fa4our]

A 2026 study of 29 sachet-water samples across Lagos found elevated lead, arsenic, uranium and mercury in a proportion of samples

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Yes. Not every woman is a cheat. People do have personal values and principles. You may not want to believe it, but some people take their vow seriously.

Why are you looking for what is not lost?

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

It’s always an ex.

If he was really doing all these amazing things for you, why did you guys break up?

At some point, you have to ask yourself why the men you keep using as examples of how generous men are, never seem to be the men who actually end up marrying you.

[Karan Deva @Karandeva_KD]

@William2584222

[Iran in Ghana @IRAN_GHANA]

This Iranian doctor asks his compatriots to appreciate what they have.
His patient flew in from Canada with a LOCKED KNEE! Listen to him to understand why.

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

"Did I force you to take my message?"

See me thinking it's only men who'll ever hear such a word.

Mumu feminists don collect bullets. I too like Obidi 😂🤣

So as a feminist, continue using your womb as an experiment while killing all your male child.

I support Obidi. She never forced any woman to be stupid. She just aired her opinion like everyone else. So any woman blaming her for aborting their male offspring is a fool.

If she told you to put your hands inside fire, will you do it? Exactly!

Obidi never forced women to leave their mother advice at home and listen to her.

She didn't do anything wrong.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

My boss sent an email on Monday to carry out some research analysis for him and report back this Friday.

I finished the task that same Monday, using our AI tools, but waited till today to send him the report.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Your husband can hardly feed you in a day, but you're already pregnant for him for the 3rd child.

You joined him in bringing forth your co-sufferer.

You see say you no get sense, abi?

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

And that's how some of you foolish women became mothers and wives.

A man buys you shawarma and iPhone, and then he lives in a rented apartment with POP.

To you, this man has arrived and you decide to get pregnant for him so that he can marry you.

After wedding, you no dey see the money again.

Your mouth go just dey smell because you never chop and e don dry.

You go come dey disturb your siblings to help you.

The man don show you shege.

What you ordered for, is not what you eventually got.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

This touched me.

RIP, Dolly 💖.