Dick Ruse

Tattooer|Comic|Your cousin from FL|Writer @zebracorner, IG @vyleruse Pronouns Dude/Bro

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#PubertyChallenge

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@BridgeMahone216 Can confirm

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🎶 All Kanye hates for Christmas is Jews 🎶

Or what Mariah Carey said

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Nick Cannon is expecting his 12th kid, more like Dick Cannon amirite?

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PornHub needs that “surprise me” button Netflix has.

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Blink 182 is touring, people are in-line skating again, my dicks only 3.5 inches hard, it’s like 1998 all over again.

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There is literally nothing funnier than dads of the Asian/Pacific Islander variety when they are dad angry.

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The only thing louder than Eagles fans right now is women from Philadelphia trying to whisper insults.

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You need exactly 182 twenty dollar bills to get a ticket to see Blink 182

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The adult happy meal is what happens when an entire generation was robbed of their childhood.

#adultHappyMeals

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We’re too isolated as a society. Not enough of us shooting the shit, passing a joint back and forth over the fence getting to know our neighbors anymore.

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We only talk about NY and Chicago when it comes to “the best” pizza.

Unpopular opinion, Detroit deep dish is superior to both of them.

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It’s so weird that some men are threatened by sex toys.

Sex toys are like Mexicans, they do all the work that I don’t want to do.

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You’re as old as you feel when you eat dairy

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Government wants to ban menthol cigarettes because they “target children”

Maybe start with children being targeted by people with guns at school?

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@luisjgomez Lemme get a guest spot lol

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“Wanna do a shot of fireball?”

Nah, I’m good. I’m not a fireball person. I have custody of my kids.

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She’s a ten but she got house tats.

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•white girl slaps the hood of a Jeep•

“Do you know how many purple vinyl stickers you can fit on this bad boy?”