curtis gray

All about: good times with friends, Ducks, Celtics, Timbers, Cowboys, Arsenal, beer, gin, cam girls, lamp

[Mark Elliott @markmobility]

This should end any presidency.

[curtis gray @W_Burrrtis]

You can’t say fuck at the casino?im here to loose or win money fuck is coming out my mouth either way

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@GD_Buchheit Tally is now two, thanks G

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I’m keeping a running tally of how many time I see the Tony Romo funnel this week, it’s Thursday and I’ve only seen it once which is low but over the next three days I’m sure I’ll see it plenty more

[curtis gray @W_Burrrtis]

If you want to get me riled up just say “people on Reddit”

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Wow FC Dallas you really can’t find more people to show up to your playoff game, disgusting this game should be played in Portland

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If I no longer drive an impala does that mean I’m not a shot caller?

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At least no one in Cleveland has to ask: “did you see the Browns lose this weekend” but also they can still answer “yeah they blew it”

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On a serious note changing the legal age to buy tobacco to 21 seems really silly. Also did we vote on this? Or did some clown in office decide this for the state?

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Found out today that Oregon changed its age to buy tobacco from 18 to 21 this year. Couldn’t believe it, isn’t Oregon the state that never changes laws unless absolutely necessary. What’s next? sales tax, having to pump our own gas, no drinking at strip clubs😂

[curtis gray @W_Burrrtis]

Been drinking since 5pm still not feeling drunk, current mood:

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Did Rob Holding just have goal of the season? Who the fuck heads a ball from the top of a box

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I have a new found respect for Bill Russell and Diego Maradona 🖕😂😂😂

[curtis gray @W_Burrrtis]

Best quotes from tonight:
I fucked a bunch of nerds once they finally stopped playing fortnite
Is it Ramadan cause those Palestinian guys were thirsty

[curtis gray @W_Burrrtis]

Tatum and Mitchell > Simmons. Tatum is the only one left in the playoffs but @spidadmitchell should be ROY

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Someone send Marchand’s tongue to DJ Khaled’s wife.

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

When Brad Stevens steps all over your process.

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@JoeFisch3 Scary Terry ballin without Jaylen Brown in the second half 😎🍀. I have to say Khris Middleton could be this series MVP dude shoots threes like they are layups.

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Damn I know it’s not a popular opinion amongst Arsenal fans but I was hoping Wenger would stay. An incredible feat to manage a team that long, especially in a league where most managers can’t survive more than a year or two. Reminds me of Jeff Fisher leaving the Titans.

[curtis gray @W_Burrrtis]

Scary Terry might be the best nickname since Black Mamba. 🍀🍀🍀