Murima

Not your mother.

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

@xysist Broker ndio wanatukulia kwa mfuko kama njugu .20bob a kg 😭

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

@Kurlycheeks Then they upgraded me post-surgery. Mambo ilikuwa laivu

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

@missSuesay @Kurlycheeks Post-surgery they gave me morphine. From the frying pan, into the fire direct. 😂.

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

Mmengoja offspring WA mkuu WA majeshi amalize ndio muweke hii. Anyway,hata sisi wanyonge hatukuwa na pesa ya sacco mpya

[NTSA KENYA @ntsa_kenya]

TEMPORARY MORATORIUM ON LICENSING OF NEW
PUBLIC SERVICE TRANSPORT OPERATORS.

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

Yea .just like he hosted the Grammys 😏

[The Butcher @inglorious_bat]

Your man hosts an Arsenal friendly at Talanta and it's a wrap. Pack your bags and go home. Jaribu tena 2032

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

Incompatibility.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

What does this intro mean ? 🤔

#ThePolygamist

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

" I was vulnerable, she took advantage of that". Haibo Jo🤣🤣

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

I think they gave him citizenship in order to open companies

[sir_wicknell. @wicknellchivayo]

RAIS WA MATENDO 🇰🇪...A President of ACTION 💪🏽

Yesterday evening, I once again had the pleasure of paying a COURTESY VISIT on HIS EXCELLENCY PRESIDENT WILLIAM RUTO at STATE HOUSE in NAIROBI 🇰🇪. This visit comes shortly after the successful conclusion of his landmark STATE VISIT to SOUTH AFRICA. I took the opportunity to congratulate His Excellency on further STRENGTHENING relations between two of Africa’s most STRONGEST economies, Kenya and South Africa, through the signing of several bilateral cooperation agreements covering TRADE, ENERGY, TOURISM, Skills Development and INVESTMENT PROMOTION. The growing economic relationship between the two countries already accounts for more than USD11 BILLION in annual commercial activity and continues to unlock new opportunities for business and industrial growth.

As a man of ACTION, President Ruto has achieved INTERNATIONAL SUCCESSES alongside an equally AMBITIOUS domestic development programme. His Excellency has continued to champion major RURAL ELECTRIFICATION projects, expanding access to affordable energy through his recent commissioning of the MARIAKANI 400/220kV Substation, which is set to strengthen Kenya’s transmission network and support the country’s renewable energy ambitions. From the COAST REGION to Northern Kenya, His Excellency has remained STEADFAST in ensuring that development should reach every CITIZEN regardless of geography. As in Zimbabwe, “Leaving NO ONE and NO PLACE BEHIND”. This is the practical manifestation of KENYA KWANZA and the BOTTOM-UP ECONOMIC TRANSFORMATION AGENDA, which ensures that development reaches all communities across the nation.

As a YOUNG and ambitious African businessman, and indeed as a KENYAN CITIZEN with a long-term interest in the future of our Country and CONTINENT, I derive immense confidence from such leadership. It is precisely this combination of ECONOMIC DIPLOMACY and INFRASTRUCTURE DEVELOPMENT that continues to position Kenya as one of Africa’s premier investment destinations. I remain profoundly grateful to His Excellency for the opportunity to yet again learn from his WISDOM and his commitment to building a STRONGER and more prosperous Kenya.

Hongera Mheshimiwa Rais — uongozi wako unaonekana kwa matokeo. 🇰🇪🙏🏾 The future belongs to nations that DARE TO DREAM, and Kenya continues to demonstrate that under President RUTO’s visionary leadership. ✊🏾

#President_Ruto
#Rais_Wa_Matendo
#Kenya_Kwanza
#Bottom_Up_Transformation
#Kenya_SouthAfrica_Partnership
#Invest_In_Kenya

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

Si afadhali Ikae basi

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

I hope that fat toad chokes and di€s

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

During the week,She is cooking with Criminals then On Sundays She is in tears Praying,

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

Walking around clicking and talking to yourself like a mad man😭🤣

[Shad @Shad_khalif]

The finding out stage is not even it. The realising stage? Bro😂😂😂😂😂

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

Don't even mention Mary's son!! wicked man😭

[@sdumo.mtshali @sdumo123]

We declare that this day be blessed. No weapon formed against us shall prosper. Goodness and mercy are following us, opportunities are aligning for us, and everything we touch prospers through Your powers. In Jesus’ glorious and miraculous name, we pray.

Amen!

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

House niqqa is shocked that his master has called him a niqqa even after all the bootlicking

[Korir Sing'Oei @SingoeiAKorir]

Kenya strongly protests the decision by Israel to include the country amongst those whose travellers it will restrict. This is esp unfortunate given Kenya’s support to regional surveillance & response to Ebola. With over 80,000 tests, no case of Ebola has been reported in Kenya.

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

Siaya men are wondering why y'all are shocked 🤷

[NAKIMULI 🌻💐 @dashdashmitchie]

Am I the only one who watched The Polygamist and wasn’t shocked by a single thing? 😂😂😂

In fact, I’m convinced the scriptwriters interviewed my ex and called it a day. 😭😂😂😂
#ThePolygamist

[Herrrrrr @Temi_labii]

Your fiancé is taking you to the East to see his parents. He booked a flight for himself and asked you to come by road, and you, unloved cow, still went🤦🏽

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

@xysist Worse still, when it's an organization and senior people in it don't know their own policies.

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

Father lord, Kenyan politicians are still too many

[Wacky Hijinks @wacky_hijinks]

Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

Na Saturday tuko na PPE tunaenda kuchota mchanga kwa shamba tukapime. 😭

[Ms.Judy @Judykariuk6921]

Back in college watu Wa faculty of Agriculture used to have 12 units in 1 semester.. classes zinaanza 7 am to 6 pm....wanazunguka na Ruler..

[Murima @Wabuffallo]

Naisha

[TooThpasTe (Ssalongo) @_TooThpasTe___]

@Life_King23 To occupy space