Biggie

Snake or Tetris?

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

Being too high will make yo ass think yo time coming fr😂😂😂

[slim🍇 @matoslim254]

When you sleep over at your friends house but they smoke for breakfast instead of eating

[🗼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @buneiixc]

Your company could be facing losses and your girl will be in your ear talmabout Malindi

[fast fix @halfexposure]

Having a wife is like if a jew lived in your home

[Jayicon @Jayintelect]

@charlestonwhyt "Back to your feelings" is legendary

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A hero who saved his friend from electrocution with a flying double-footed kick.

[leni @leni_0564]

The guy that jumped on the hood failed physics!😂

[Sultan @SiayaFinest041]

@asahdzerfas Zii alinicall kuna staff anadai kunishow but haezisema kwa tenje

[Khavi @1960dude]

Nairobi middle class estates look like recovering from ballistic missiles

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

Turns out operating an excavator is this simple.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

The Guardian inasema Gen Z men wana uphold masculinity values kama their grand fathers.

[Allek🦍 @RealAllek]

When your Njerae got some Dyana cods friends and you start seeing her turn into Femi one

[Charles A. Fokuoh II Esq @CharlesFaraday1]

First rule of motion : don’t force ball.

Second rule of motion: when you finally receive the ball, BALL.

[OCTOPIZZO @OCTOPIZZO]

MUNGA DOMANI…

Pause and breathe in the fragrance of your own becoming. 💐

You are not ordinary.
You are rare earth.
A living treasure.

#DOM 🐐

[Yandé @cutesie_valerie]

My husband hates this so much, he thinks it’s an ethical issue to force employees to make content 😂

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Ziidi Trader now allows people to invest in IPOs directly inside the M-PESA App.

Here’s a deeper thread on how to do it:

Save it:

[Zimviral 𝕏 @ZimViral]

He should never, ever even think about cheating on her.

[Carl Jung Archive @QuoteJung]

The foundation of all mental illness is the unwillingness to experience legitimate suffering.