Wade Durbin

winner of the 2016 Silver Ballroom chili cook-off

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

@crackerjackUSA enjoy your product, but two things:

1. needs 50% more peanuts
2. Your toys have sucked for 30 years

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

I am unable to talk about The Terminator without referring to it as Fuckin’ Terminator.

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

@djodjeee_ Cyborg! C’mon, everybody.

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

@realDonaldTrump

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

@PeteHegseth

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

somehow, Palpatine returned

[Justin Sherin @wychstreet]

Blockbuster was rubbish. The local video store had copies of foreign movies, movies that had been on TV once in 1977, Blaxploitation, stuff PBS gave away in pledge drives, adult section obscured by beads, etc. Blockbuster had 800 copies of Independence Day 🙄

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

@JerryMorant69 @ZODIAC_MF THE HELL HE WAS

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

It is crazy to me that Tango & Cash didn’t end with Stallone and Russell rapping the plot of the film over the closing credits.

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

@flynnslick Pootie Tang (2001)

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

No one born after the year 2000 has ever eaten a Baby Ruth

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

@InternetH0F #ACAB

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

What 70s TV character banged more single moms, widows, or boss’s daughters than David Banner? Drifter got game

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

I dunno about you, but I'm getting a little tired of all of these unprecedented historical events

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

MSNBC is just playing this on loop

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

“Can you just act like a human boy for one minute here? Look at me like a person! You can't do it for more than a few seconds. Look at me like a human boy!”

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

JD Vance had a very awkward visit to a donut shop in Georgia earlier. Trust us, it’s worse than you even think.

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

@JDVance Bruh, you are hilariously bad at this.

[Wade Durbin @WadeDurbin]

I dunno about you, but I'm getting a little tired of all of these unprecedented historical events

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

ladies and gentlemen, the weekend

Death Drug
1978 / United States / Oscar Williams
💨sound on💨